just our bad luck, i guess.
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just our bad luck, i guess.
humans are such strange creatures...out of anything that could have happened, this is what and where we are. human beings on earth. its so strange how our own existance is such a mystery to us, we all live yet we cant give a meaning to it, and we struggle in vain for answers. all i know is nothing is how it seems. that plays with my head alot, i was so baked out of my mind when i wrote that too but i will return when i get high again
Everyone is here for a different reason. Everyone effects the world in one way or another..
Make the best of your life cause it could end anyday.
We are humans because we have to be something. If we were not humans, we would be something else, maybe floozamoobs. And if there were floozamoobs, they would wonder why they are floozamoobs and not humans.
There is no intrinsic purpose to life. It's just something that kind of happened. But the way I see it, there could be no better way. Since there is no pre-defined reason for you to be here, you are free to define the purpose of your own life as you see fit. And that is the greatest freedom there is or ever could be.
damn, you guys are a total buzz kill...
ok, let ME tell YOU why we are human, and what human means...
ok, one day ancient aliens decided that they were tired of doing physical labor. for thousands of years they had been creating machines to carry them throughout the universe, but they still had to clean toilets and take out trash, and mow lawns... all this stuff made the poor little aleins tired.
so one day, an alien was sitting back in his recliner, ripping the bong, when it occured to him...
"oh shit! we can make superstrong clones of ourselves to do all the dirty work. yeah, and we'll call em humans! (human in alien tounge means alien... if that makes sense)"
so, years go by and clone armies are created. but there was one prob... the humans didn't want to do the fxxx'd up work either. they went on strike and rioted and caused all kinds of probs. so they took these humans to a desserted planet called "EARTH", and dropped them out and left them for dead.
meanwhile, the aliens were hard at work on creating a stable strain of humans. they built in cannabinoid receptors into their brains, hoping the great herb would calm the quarrel whithin the mean mutant humans. these clones were intelligent, philosophical, and just plain hilarious to be around... but, they were so couchlocked they couldn't get the work done. and the expense of the munchy bill was atrocious!
so, the aliens transported these humans to earth too, to get rid of the hassle, and be done with the stoner jokes. then, the aliens transplanted pot plants all over the globe, so the humans wouldn't anhialate each other completely (mean humans vs stoner humans = no more humans) THEN they went back to their home planet, and continue to watch us and study our behaviour. they are completely baffled as to why the blessed herb has been made illegal in many parts of the planet, as they put it here for us to mellow out on, which is why there are crop circles; they drop off new updated super clones (ie Bill Gates, Marc Emery) to help restore the ballance, and to gain inside intel... every time a crop circle is found, you can bet that a new alien-modified human clone has been sucessfully delivered. sometimes, they send a bad clone (ie Micheal Jackson), but usually, they send one who helps the greater good.
soo, there it is, why we are humans, and why we are here.
yer welcome :D
Sky :abduct:
getting a little ahead of yourself aren't you?
Just what makes you think you're human?
busted...
gess i should have said, "that's why YOU'RE human, and why YOU are here :D
Sky :abduct:
well, actually I meant that if we're just discussing humans as in homo sapians, then this is a very short and rather boring conversation filled with evolutionary science (from my perspective at least).
But if we wanted to discuss human (humane?) being, then that could be open to far more interpretations.
I don't think one necessarily implies the other. But I've been wrong before. Can aliens be humane? Or are they always complete bastards? Probably just upset that their heads are so funny looking...
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this thread should not be dead!