MAJOR stealth tip!!! PLEASE READ if you need to remain undetected!

i like this idea, combined with a doob tube you can have a session with almost no evidence of smoking at all.

accept the fact that when i smoke i cough my lungs out after every hit....big hits + cough = even worse cough

or get an electric ignition lighter... so all there is, is a click... which is really less suspicious...

This is what i do

1. take my waterfall, ganj, lighter, eye drops into my bathroom

2. take a shit (not mandatory)

3. crack open the window

4. turn on the shower as hot** as it goes = more steam... more air movement
(comes handy later on)

5. pack a bowl + the whole shin dig

6. take the hit blow as much smoke out of the bathroom as possible

7 repeat steps 5-6 until you are blitzed

8. hid that shit like under the cupboard or something or somehwere out of site so IFFFF for any reason the door was opened your ganja and shit wouldnt be out


9. step 8 is random, but i would rather be SAFE THEN SORRY

10. go into the shower and take one
make sure you turn down the blistering hot water before you step in

11 the steam creates a tornado in your bathroom because the hot air will rise out of your room and the cold air from outside will seep in through the crack unless the air outside is hotter then the steam... which i think hasnt happened to many people

:rasta:

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Originally Posted by slpntrx5

i figured this out a couple weeks ago:

if you're smoking somewhere where there's not supposed to be a lighter sound behind the door (bathroom for instance ;) ), then here's what you do:

instead of turning on the faucet to "cover up" the sound, light a candle and bring it in the bathroom with you. this serves 2 purposes:

1. instead of having to turn the wheel on the lighter, creating the clicking sound, just hold the lighter close to the flame and push down on the little fuel release button. if you do it right, then you should have a near-silent smoke session right under your parent's nose!!!

2. after your sesh, you can blow out the candle, creating more smoke which can help mask the smell of the mary jane green green. and if your parents ask why the bathroom smells like smoke (not of the herbal sort, of course), then you can say "i took a shit and it stank, so i lit a match to cover it up."

and VOILA!!! the sounds of your sesh are (almost) completely eliminated!!!!





VERY happy tokin' to yas! :rastasmoke: :rastasmoke: :rastasmoke: :jointsmile: :jointsmile: :jointsmile: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :pimp: :pimp: :pimp:

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One flaw in your plan, if you lit a match to get rid of any offensive odors it techincally the sulfur that gets rid of the smell, its a quick light of a match then blowing out the match, so ya wouldn't smell much smoke. so your excuse wouldn't really work if ya know what I mean?

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Originally Posted by reaper666

Electric ignition isn't always reliable. Some regular lighters have very light wheels so if you're good with your thumb you can press down on the button first then gently flick the wheel and it's almost silent besides the small poof.

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not if you buy some cheap ass peice of shit gas station one lol... or nearly any jet lighters... they always wear out...

Ronson Corp, ronson lighters, ronson lighter fuel, ronson butane fuel, cigarette lighters, ronson, refillable lighters, windproof, ignitors, flints, wicks, flame accessories, butane soldering torch, lighter fluid.

best lighter ever, including bics... electric ignition, refillable, and i've had more than one go for months without ever crapping out.... and if/when they do or you lose them, they only cost a dollar or two anyways...

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Originally Posted by potsmokingnome

One flaw in your plan, if you lit a match to get rid of any offensive odors it techincally the sulfur that gets rid of the smell, its a quick light of a match then blowing out the match, so ya wouldn't smell much smoke. so your excuse wouldn't really work if ya know what I mean?

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i agree, but whose parents would really think about that? i mean, unless they're like nazis, that is...idk maybe your parents (or just you) are that way.

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Originally Posted by slpntrx5

i agree, but whose parents would really think about that? i mean, unless they're like nazis, that is...idk maybe your parents (or just you) are that way.

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I know my Dad would've thought along those lines lol but then again we do have german blood flowin through our viens lol

Just posted this somewhere else. Stick a downy sheet into a toilet dispenser. Blow the smoke into the toilet dispenser. The smoke will smell like your freshly cleaned underwear. Best of luck.

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Originally Posted by ukmonkey

or even better why not light some incense, throw a couple of bath bombs in, put on some tracy chapman, pull out men are from mars, women are from venus, walk out with a towel round yr head and pretend to be your mum!!!! :cool:

Soz man tht was kinda deep bt jst cudn;t help myself :rastasmoke:

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LMAO :D thanks for that ukmonkey hahahaha

Here's a tip for stealth in your car. Works REALLY well if you're a girl, or have a girlfriend.

Hide your weed inside of a tampon(s) in a tampon box. Trust me, even cops will be hesitant to look in there... Worked for me!