Ahh! Where should I keep my bong?

Go to home dePOT.

Get a piece of PVC that is big enoug to slide your bong in.

Also get 2 endcaps that fit the pipe.

Cut it to the right length.

Now you not only have a safe hiding spot... seriously pvc pipes in the basement are like towels in the bathroom! They are SUPPOSED to be there so no one notices them... you ALSO have a safe way to carry it around with you when you move off to college or whatever.

stinky has a good idea.

Or outside in a bush. Or in your computer tower. Or in a couch. Or in your tv, or in a linen closet, or in a garbage can, or in a shed, or under the floorboards, or make a compartment in your desk, or in a book case, or INSIDE the mattress, yes inside the matress, in a drawer in your closet, in a backpack, in a duffel bag, or under a drawer, in a speaker, in a fireplace, under a rock, in a pillow

stinky thats a great idea for keeping your bong safe.