One time my buddy kyle was drunk and was nailing this girl in the kitchen.
We said "Pick her leg up, Kyle!"
She hit the floor pretty hard, it was hilarious.
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One time my buddy kyle was drunk and was nailing this girl in the kitchen.
We said "Pick her leg up, Kyle!"
She hit the floor pretty hard, it was hilarious.
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Originally Posted by ValkyrieAg
lmao!
Too funny! :D
Some of you guys, I suspect, are full of baloney. But you're also showing how low a level you'll sink to to nail girls if the only ones you can do are so drunk that they're not aware of what they're doing. These stories, by the way, aren't "hilarious," Junkyard and Valkyrie. They're actually quite sad.
Smokin Dope, I've said this to you before on the subject of train-running, which you continue to brag about like it's an accomplishment. Any girl who's letting a bunch of guys do that has something very wrong with her. Girls aren't built to do that, emotionally or physically. Women who let guys run the train are likely either drunk or have been damaged by previous horrible things that cause them not to have any self-esteem or ability to discriminate between healthy and unhealthy intimacy. There are guys who can justify it in their minds, obviously, and I'm sure there may be women who behave as if they're having great fun at that activity. Talk to someone at your nearest university's rape crisis center and find out what that sort of sexual activity means on an emotional level to the women who participate in it. It's not good.
As far as twosomes or tag-teams are concerned, at least where you're involved, Smokin D, I've never read anything you've written that indicates you're interested in ladies for any other reason than sex or what you can get over on them for. I strongly suspect, assuming you're not totally making this story up, that you somehow hook up with ladies who have the lowest possible self-esteem and standards. Someday I hope for their sakes that you'll grow up and develop character, a heart, and decency. Until you do, I hope very much that everyone's using lots of protection against venereal diseases and unwanted pregnancies.
If ya can't poke fun at drunken mishaps then what are we to make fun of? I laughed my ass off when I read Valkyrie's little story. It created quite a visual, lol! I could even hear the THUD, haha! :D
Sorry if my sense of humor offends you, tho. Can't really help what I find amusing./shrug
It's not drunken mishaps that trouble me, Junkyard. It's the underlying attitudes toward ladies that are unsettling. I'm all for laughing at drunken mishaps. Just perhaps not when they're at someone else's sexual expense. Especially someone who's so drunk she probably doesn't even know what--or who--she's doing. I worry about the girls who let themselves get into these situations, and I know they're everywhere. But still, I know they're not healthy situations for the ladies to be in.
Don't get me wrong, I *Value* so very much an intelligent girl. These are just college girls having fun. If you can fuck em right out of the box, then they aren't the type to take home to momma. I/we just help them bring out their inner animal.
Since its quite a funny story, and my buddy Junkyard likes it, I'll tell a little more of the story.
Shes from a place called 'mound' or 'mount', Texas. But she has such a thick hick accident when you ask her where she is from, she says something that sounds like "Milms" So thats what we call her. Shes a freak dude. We used to get her to do some freaky shit. She rides horses alot too, i wouldn't be surprised if she had 'somethin' going on with a stud or 2.
We had a party at my buddys ranch and I nailed it in my truck. She got to flailing around and broke my fuckin 100.00 tachometer. I had that bitch pay for it! haha.
ok, im just going to try and spell out what kind of mentalities birdgirl is "disappointed" by
the WOMAN ARE ONLY GOOD FOR GIVING HEAD AND FUCKING kind of attitude is what i think she doesnt like....just my thoughts on this
although....i dont have a soul, a heart or any other "thing" of the sort, so....
I completey understand this pov, birdgirl, and I find it sad as well. But valkyrie never gave details about the girls condition, only kyles which isn't as bad, imo. Guys do stupid, funny drunken sh!t all the time, and I was laughing at him.. ..not the girl who I was told nothing about, cool?Quote:
Originally Posted by birdgirl73
On a side note, I don't agree with extensive alcohol use. I was a drunk early in life, and I know how dangerous alcohol can be. In moderation, it's fine but unfortunately I can't drink in moderation, so I've been staying away from it lately. Just so you know.. ..
Junk~
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Originally Posted by birdgirl73
I am a guy, and you totally touched me with that( i mean i have a hard on...J./K, but froma guys perspective there are still some guys hwo are confident and extremely thoughtful and not out only for sex.. we are harder to find however.
It really wasn't bad. She even broke his fall.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by JunkYard