Yes! The act of shitting takes a mere minute. It's the other 4 minutes I use to dwell and look back on my creation.Quote:
Originally Posted by LIP
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Yes! The act of shitting takes a mere minute. It's the other 4 minutes I use to dwell and look back on my creation.Quote:
Originally Posted by LIP
It's like a joint, i always admire my handy work, then either flush or light up... depending what it is lol!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
Did you ever repeat to yourself,,,Man that was excellent,,,man that was awesome...
um
no
not my thing
that thread is so weird!
look at a deep conversation about shit XD!!
NO lol I wouldn't do that.
i usually smoke first then shit
i end up staring at the wall for way too long
Going off topic onto pissing, i was drunk once having a piss and my mum called my name... so i turned around mid piss and pissed all over the wall, and ended up having to use the towels to dry it... then i had to wash em without them knowing... all while i was pissed...
Those were the days... bring back the 90's!
Done this before quite a few times. Back when the misses couldn't smoke, I'd ususally take my after-dinner dump with a packed bowl. Just seemed like the right thing to do. Helps mask the smell up almost as good as burning matches.
I dont think i've pissed 2 streams, but i've been aiming and it's gone everywhere else but not the toilet.
i've taken a bowl with me to the crapper many a times.