Cranberry Juice?

i've only taken about 3 UA's in my life, and was 100% clean because of abstinance or because i hadn't smoked weed at the time, but my mom is an RN and does drug screenings for a living so i have gotten a lot of info from her, and plus i just do a lot of reading because this topic interests me. you can't detox your body because the byproducts of the metabolized THC are not stored in your blood or liver, but in your fat cells, hence THC being fat soluble. the only way to get rid of them would be to burn fat, and if there was a drink that could instantly burn fat off your body i'm sure it would be a much wider seller than just being used to pass drug tests. truth of the matter is, that the detox drinks rely on dilution, not detoxifying your body. the water you drink after the detox drink is what passes your test for you, not the drink itself. i would suggest checking out the dilution thread that is stickied at the top of this forum rather than wasting $30 on a detox drink. the number of UA's i have taken is irreluvant. the information is out there and i would suggest reading it.