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when you throw up in your desk drawer thinking its a trash bin.
when you keep calling your best friend melissa even though her name is rachel.
when you drink shots straight out of the bottle cause you cant remember where you put the shot glass.
when you put on two different shoes or wear your sweatpants inside-out.
Oh man have I got a list...
...when you're in the front yard with a flashlight at 2 in the morning with no contacts in breaking branches off a tree to make a fire in the backyard.
...when you're chasing around a donkey named Maldine to try and ride on its back.
...when you and your friend are in the garage climbing on piles of stuff to reach the opening to the attic, and you finally get up there and fall through the ceiling and fall ontop of the shit you climbed on....that hurt like a bitch but was funny as fuck lol
I've got more just don't feel like listing it right now. :)
My dad's actually told me that someone in AA ended up in like, another state and had no clue how they got there.Quote:
Originally Posted by lil josh
when you spend 20 minutes talking to a chair.... and then he says something you don't like so you start getting in his face and pushing him around.
when you cant get it up :(
When your taking straight shots of everclear through the ice luge and chasing it with 'trone(patron). Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand, who's wine, what wine, where did I dine?
THE RULES
If everyone is going to add their own, they have to be from true experiences. Heres mine.
.....when the gin tastes like water and you pass out standing up.
.....if you ever thought you could yank a cops pistol before he could stop you.
.....you passed out in the front yard with keys in hand while heading to your car
.....you insist to the officer that you are in fact 6'10"
.....you are awakened by a honk from a pissed off neighbor because you fell asleep on your tailgate again
*and most of all*
......she looked alot skinnier last night
when you look like this. Never change Para buddy
When ya wake up in a holding cell with no shoes on
Yeah....ummm...thanks for trying to help?..I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by ValkyrieAg
I'm sure most of those were true experiences anyway lol...they're pretty specific. But, if you want to add generalized ideas, that's fine too...you don't have to follow the fake rules.