Going "Downstairs"

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Originally Posted by Frivolous248

Get "American Pie: Band Camp" DVD and in the special features this lady teaches you how to eat out using fruit.

I've never done it though, so I'm not gonna give tips. But like PdoubleOTY said, whenever she seems to like it, do whatever you did again that 'caused her to arch her back or moan or whatever.

I think the video said stuff like licking around it at first, kinda goin' slow, breath on it a bit. Girls tend to get in the mood a bit slower than guys do, so goin' straight to business and trying to get her to orgasm too soon might not work well.

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lol that movie was GREAT when i was high... not so funny the 2nd time but yeah...

idk if im even really plannin on doin that i jus wanted ta c wut u guys would say lol...

seriously, if i cant trust dedicated marijuana users, who can i trust?

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Originally Posted by lagstronaut

Aren't you the guy saying you're 16 and has been fucking his girlfriend for a long time and is about to get married? Now all of the sudden you've never eaten her out? :stoned:

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... still searching for relevance... nope no idea how this has anything to do with "Going Downstairs"...

i think someones a lil overboard on their ganja limit...

oh and p.s. 15, soon to be 16 nex month

Annnnd "JeenYuss" takes the win with a whopping QUADRUPLE post! AND THE CROWD GOES WILD! "ahhh, ahhhh, haaahhhhh" (supposed to be that whispering "ah" sound people make to simulate a crowd...)


and yeah, I'm sure theres plenty of guides on the internet, just google it. I've read a few 'sexual tips' articles before. Theres definitely a ton for eating out.

do i get a medal?

no wait, actually, a cookie? a big bag of cannabi and a fat cookie?

yeah, some of this is pretty valid information, just mess around for a while.
remember, the word for that night is FOREPLAY, orgasms are basically in the mind, you have to get this girl in the right mindframe and then go in for the kill. its like an old semi-truck on a cold winters day, it takes a while to get it revved up, but once you do, theres no stopping it
after youve gotten your tongue skills pretty good, try and earn your redwings, it only tastes like blood until you get the pussy juices flowin

gross

but good advice i guess lol

im extremely high right now:D

the moral of the story?

cannabis = good

an look i didnt spell nuttin wrong

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Originally Posted by MastaChronic

yeah, some of this is pretty valid information, just mess around for a while.
remember, the word for that night is FOREPLAY, orgasms are basically in the mind, you have to get this girl in the right mindframe and then go in for the kill. its like an old semi-truck on a cold winters day, it takes a while to get it revved up, but once you do, theres no stopping it
after youve gotten your tongue skills pretty good, try and earn your redwings, it only tastes like blood until you get the pussy juices flowin

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Dude why would you want to get your red wings? I would just imagine it be much better to simply wait...