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Indeed!Quote:
Originally Posted by RESiNATE
Needless to say, I got the joint.. I managed to fashion a canoe out of used roaches, PVA Glue and some Fairy Liquid Bottles.. and then boiled a thousand kettles, so that the steam formed condensation on the ceiling, and eventually enough dripped on the carpet to form a small river..
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But how did you get the joint into the canoe?Quote:
Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR
And how did you manage to switch on the kettles, without moving from your spot?
And, wouldn't the condensation from the steam, render your joint soggy, and thus making it impossible to light?
You MUST answer these questions, man!
Ummm...Quote:
Originally Posted by RESiNATE
well..
I got the joint into the canoe by training a carrier pigeon to pick up joints.. then i just pointed and it collected it...
i already had the kettles in my pants.. its a thing i do :o lol
and the soggy joint thing.. it.. was.. a radioactive joint!! any water that was within two foot of it evaporated!
Well, in that case, I think it was a brilliant solution, dude...
..wish I'd thought of it :mad:
lol
And, as to the 'kettles in the pants', don't you find that the cordless ones are the worse kind...keep getting things caught between the base and the kettle :confused:
What is the most kettles you've gotten into your pants?
I recently managed a staggering 1532!
But, boy, when I walked:o
It was like major chaffage, man!
Plus, sometimes, I'd accidently switch a few of them on...:eek:...brought new meaning to the term "I got a hot ass!"
Did you know that if you were wearing leather pant's then you would of taken off like a hot air balloon?
Not silver studded one's though cos if too mush pressure was applyed they would explode like a cluster bomb!!
I thought of a title, Never2Much, and your post could be,"Hey!"
Oh wait, that's been done before..oh well, back to the drawing board.:o
psht!Quote:
Originally Posted by maryjanemama
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