Jokes!!

What did one saggy tit say to the other?
We better wear a bra or else people will think we're nuts!

Q: What did the football coach say to the bank?
A: I'm gonna need my quarter back.

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Originally Posted by Skink

Jokes need the right person telling them,,,delivery,facial expression an goofy looking eyes all play a part... it is really tough to tell a joke on the internet...

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If what ya say is true, don't tell me u haven't read the jokes in Playboy or a maxim magazine...aren't those jokes funny? ;) :D so therefore internet jokes are funny too ;)

What is the point to jewish football?


To get the qaurter back

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Originally Posted by potsmokingnome

If what ya say is true, don't tell me u haven't read the jokes in Playboy or a maxim magazine...aren't those jokes funny? ;) :D so therefore internet jokes are funny too ;)

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So guys actually read Playboy? I thought that was an excuse! :p

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Originally Posted by Cheery Cherry

So guys actually read Playboy? I thought that was an excuse! :p

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LOL yeah there is only so long you can stare at the same naked pics lol well then again, not really lol

and the articles are actually quite good lol

But I threw out my playboy stash awhile ago..... :(

http://boards.cannabis.com/showthrea...highlight=joke

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

http://boards.cannabis.com/showthrea...highlight=joke

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ok yes i was to lazy to search lol that wasn't even that long ago lol

This corporate guy finally retires,and he & his wife decide to go on a trip to the holy land.While there, the wife has a heart attack & dies.The local funeral home gave the man two options.$8000 to ship the body home,or $100 to bury it locally.The man chooses to ship the body.Why would you spend all that money,asks the funeral director,to ship the body,instead of just burying her here?Well,replied the man,a long time ago,they tried to bury a man here,and he rose from the dead,& im not taking that chance.

This corporate guy finally retires,and he & his wife decide to go on a trip to the holy land.While there, the wife has a heart attack & dies.The local funeral home gave the man two options.$8000 to ship the body home,or $100 to bury it locally.The man chooses to ship the body.Why would you spend all that money,asks the funeral director,to ship the body,instead of just burying her here?Well,replied the man,a long time ago,they tried to bury a man here,and he rose from the dead,& im not taking that chance.:greenthumb: