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Originally Posted by birdgirl73

Gross. First it showed me a picture of a little baby girl with slightly Asian features, which I found somewhat baffling. Then it said I was being sued by her father, Bill O'Reilly, because he'd given me his bodily fluids. Which makes me want to heave up bodily fluids just thinking about it.

When I said I wanted to try for another daddy, it gave me, in succession, Boss Hogg, Ralph Nader, and then Dick Cheney. I frankly don't think those subsequent three could even rise to the occasion, if you know what I mean, much less father a baby.

I am going to go be sick now. Very sick. Why couldn't I have gotten nailed by Bill Clinton????

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lol i got bill o'reilly too

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Originally Posted by Billionfold

Shit, I'm pregnant... and who's this Fabio?

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dude, my baby's daddy is your baby's daddy........

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Originally Posted by birdgirl73

I am going to go be sick now. Very sick. Why couldn't I have gotten nailed by Bill Clinton????

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LMAO! I had Bills baby.........PAINFULL!!!!:mad:

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

He feels your pain, baby. Bill knows where it hurts.

I'll take Bill Clinton any day. But I'm guessing he's not quite as much of a randy-man as he used to be. Heart bypass surgery, that 60th birthday and all. Still, I've got a thing for him. These days, the politician who pleases my fancy most is John Edwards. That's a cute man. . . . Why don't they even put the truly cute politicians/public figures in these contests???

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Originally Posted by birdgirl73

He feels your pain, baby. Bill knows where it hurts.

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LMAO! Now that's just WRONG!!:blueknife:

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

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Originally Posted by TokinAsianGuy

I had a girl with "The Neighbour Kid".

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Me too! He is sooooo fucking hot though. We would have beautiful children!!!!!!!!! *sigh*

I put in my friend Parnold's name and he came back pregnant by the Pope with a little girl.

I'm Prego with little Arnie...

I am pregnant with a baby girl and Dick Cheney is the father.
Here is the birth certificate.

converted it to a png for you...