Someone please explain this to me?

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Originally Posted by amandasgirl79

really i mean they tell me ok you are on probation

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This part is confusing??? they are???

i have read this post a few times now, and cant stop wondering why you are jeapordizing your freedom, and family..maybe probation can suggest parenting class or something so you can really appreciate your responsiblity as a father as well as a role model...i am not insinuating that you are a bad parent but how can your kids be expected to listen to you when you cant show a good example of following rules to them? or how can they fully respect you after you have chosen marijuana over them?

princess

It's a matter of disipline. Quit for now and clean your act up. Get off of probation and have fun agasin, but allways put your kids 1st.

Also, watch it on the water drinking. You can kill yourself if your electrolites get too out of balance! Add other liquids to your water binge, Gatorade or other sports drinks, chicken soup, 100% juice, etc, NOT SODA or FAKE JUICE DRINKS (they are just flavored water). They used to make kids drink a lot of water during college hazings. Some of the kids died- their hearts couldn't function with a severe electrolite imbalance. Not toking is an inconvience. Losing your job is a bummer. Losing your kids to CPS is a bigger bummer. Losing your life is the ultimate bummer! Maybe you should move to a mmj friendly state?- Granny :stoned:

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the shift key............ they are your friends, you should use them.

Really, try typing a readable sentence.

"Really, I mean, they tell me, "Ok, you are on probation." I've never had a test, but I know I will this time. Can i really pass with water? Are B 12 water pills affective? I really need some advice; I have two kids, a job, and my kids have no one but me. Someone please help me."

Ok, and that's not even perfect (I really don't know if that was what you were trying to say, some of it's still confusing), but it's readable. See how it works, give it a try.

Go read "Drug Testing" forum. There are a lot of information in there that may be helpful to you. Good luck.

Funny how this chick got so many responses and shell prolly never read or respond to any of them.

damnit you people offering parenting class and insulting her about spelling..... She needs help and all you can do is b------ at her? psssh...... shame on you all. but kudos for trying to give virtuous responses...

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Originally Posted by benagain

Funny how this chick got so many responses and shell prolly never read or respond to any of them.

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and rather she reads the responces or not... Cannabis is obviously a passion of her life. Just as it is all of yours. And mine. Telling her to get off of it...

AS FOR THE WATER PILLS
YES
Take an hour befor the test.
and 45-30 minuets befor the test get a bottle of gatorade, a packet of sur-gel(next to jello in grocery store) and mix gatorade and sur-gel together.
SHAKE WELL
AND DRINK.

then your test will be fine.
:jointsmile:
smoke up.
even pass the joint to ur kids when they turn 13

I understood it...shes bascially saying shes on probation but never had a test yet, and is worried for some reason she will next appoitiment. And, i dont think someone should have to quit smoking if on probation and whats wrong with working and smoking????

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Originally Posted by smokin dope

And, i dont think someone should have to quit smoking if on probation

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If I was on probation and I couldn't substitute because I was observed, I would quit. I just read some of your other posts and it is kind of ironic that you would say someone should not have to quit just because of probation. Ironic because this is what has happened to you over the last month.

From the thread "My opinion on detox drinks" on 11-15-2006

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Originally Posted by smokin dope

i have never used them, and have a violation of probation on friday, im going to buy a product tomorrow (i also started a colon clense yesterday - not for this tho just for good healt), anyways, ive had friends used them and pass, and im friends with the owner of the local pipe shop who has 10 different varitetys of product, and see's the same customers all the time buying the products for probation volvations, parole piss tests, etc and I trust him

So ill see how friday goes, Ill let ya guys know

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Same thread on 12-16-06

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Originally Posted by smokin dope

I decided not even waste my $, and took the test anyway. 698ng/ml failed big time. My buddy uses this quick fix and smokes just as much as I do, and has passed 3 times so far since he got out of jail, from his probation officer. But, I have to start NA at the end of the month. The lady said 698 is though the roof

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From thread
"Drug test for NA came back-through the roof" on 12-16-06

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Originally Posted by smokin dope

I had to take a test for the intake of a inpatient treatment, by court order (probation).

I got a letter in the mail talking about me from the view of the dr from the assesment. I failed the THC test and had a score of 698 ng/ml. She told me, that a fail is 20.

I guess thats what non stop smoking for the past 4 years and started smoking 7 years ago.

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As much as someone on probation may not want to quit, unless you can substitute it isn't worth faileing probation drug tests. I would consider you lucky all you have to do is go to NA meetings and not jail or a stay at that inpatient rehab center.