Was he a real pirate or an actor portraying a pirate? Because I would think a real pirate would be smelly but Johnny Depp as a pirate would be an entirely different story.
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Was he a real pirate or an actor portraying a pirate? Because I would think a real pirate would be smelly but Johnny Depp as a pirate would be an entirely different story.
All pirates are smelly...it is a necessity. If Johnny Depp wasn't smelly, then he wouldn't be a pirate. You can't have your cake and eat it too!
~007~
Actually, I just did!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by 00Ampersand
Mmmmm..toffee treacle cake....drenched in fresh cream..mmmmmm:p
Cholesterol?.....can't even spell it, let alone worry about it :D
Mmmm...more cream, please :)
One time I got attacked by a pirate. I beat it to death with a meter stick and looked in it's gaping wounds, but there wasn't any candy, so I threw it into the river. Three days later my friend steve wasked up wearing an eye patch. He must have taken it off the dead pirate and gotten killed by its ghost.
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Originally Posted by zarathustra
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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR
SE Uk...f...18 and a nutter :rolleyes:
U know how to keep a lady waiting...wheres t rest of this story?! Or has ur pirate phase passed hmmm
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Originally Posted by socks
18?!?!?
female!?!?!?!?!?!
Socks... how you doin'!?!? haha :rolleyes:
Oh, and don't worry.. I just bought myself a brand new bong and a glass pipe.. im'a probably come home stoned out of my bollox and finish the story lol
Really, GHoST, you're like a man possessed lol
Chatting up all the women, dazzling them with your writing, bah!
:D
Lol! MEN *overly exaggerated rolling eyes*
I think ur likely to get t response.."wht t f**k who t f**k..y r u in my attic?!"
Now...who be u?
lol.. you know, that's what i've never understood about cyber sex and long distance relationships.. I mean, with cyber sex, you're just looking at words.. and it could be a fat old 65 year old man, whe they said theyre a blonde, 19 year old chick.. lol It's not worth the risk, in my opinion :pQuote:
Originally Posted by RESiNATE