So I'm smoking a bong naked and a cop knocks...
damn.. least u didnt hide in ur ASS cavity lol would a been funny, or if... erm....
you put weed in bong and put a bath robe on and came to the door with bong poking like an erection
i dunno
lol
So I'm smoking a bong naked and a cop knocks...
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Originally Posted by Eazy
you put weed in bong and put a bath robe on and came to the door with bong poking like an erection
HAHAHA! Awesome! :D
So I'm smoking a bong naked and a cop knocks...
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Originally Posted by Oneironaut
Well, about an hour ago I woke up, naked (that's how I sleep) and decided to sit down for a nice wake and bake session. I don't have anything to do until 4:00, so I figured I could just sit here and chill out to some good tunes while getting baked.
Well, after about a couple bowls, I hear a knock on my door. This is not good, since I'm completely naked, there's a loaded bong, a bag of weed, a pipe and an ashtray on my desk, and the room smells like weed. Shit.
I ask, "Who is it?" and the reply is "The police!" Shit shit shit.
I yell "Just a second!" and quickly proceed to search for a pair of pants (which I forgot to zip up). I then scurried to hide everything out of plain view and opened the door a crack. "Yes?"
Turns out he was just investigating a complaint about a vehicle in the parking lot outside my apartment building that had a window shot out with a BB gun, asking if I knew anything about it. I replied that I didn't, because I was at work at the time he said it happened, and I gave him my information and he left.
Jesus Christ, I think I need another bowl to calm my nerves now.
I have so been there. I hate the cop knock. Luckily for me the SHERIFF in her FATTY SUV was looking for someone I had never heard of.
So I'm smoking a bong naked and a cop knocks...
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Originally Posted by Skink
good thing he wasn't gaaaay...
huh?
don't you just love a guy in uniform ;)
lol
each to their own :)
but excelent plan Lip....good to see you round
and you Oneironaut
Take care
:thumbsup:
I would have walked out with a big boner and seen what he had said ;)
(with some tight boxers obviously...)
