Boinking the bishop
Having a staff meeting
Petting the dachshund
Buttering the corncob
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Boinking the bishop
Having a staff meeting
Petting the dachshund
Buttering the corncob
dating rosey palm and her five freinds, choking the chicken
Doin' the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump........Andrew Dice Clay
Have a good one!:jointsmile:
Flogging the log
Choking the chicken
Beating the meat.
Dateing thumbalina and her four sisters.
Making fist puppies
makin it rain
pumpin out some knuckle children, crankin one off, Defacing some tissue, splooge my goo, beat your baby maker.
hehe Im so proud of myself, but I had help from a friend.
strummin the banjo, havin a pull,
i just call it wankin... lol, i never really am so bored that i try to think of new names for it.. and for fuckin i call it... fuckin... or shaggin.. whichever strikes the moment :D
ba-bump!
my favorite euphemism, because it sounds so innocuous, is "taking matters into my own hands." :D