Foul smoking stories....

Wife and I were driving the countryside, and as always after getting stoned I have to shit. We went to a fast food joint to get a soda, and for me to shit. It was the tiniest bathroom for public use that I have ever seen, actualy the restaruant was about a 1/3 smaller than any other of that name either. As soon as I locked the door and dropped trow I began to blast, violently spraying the john with shit. It smelled like someone had tried to stomp a skunk and missed. While sitting there marveling at what I had just created, someone started turning the door knob. I bellowed out: this shit box is closed. About that time I heard the guy on the other side of the door as the smell hit him mumbling, saying "fuck it I don't need that anyway stinking mfer" His reaction just made me bust laughing.. Probably sick on some levels, but you asked...
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hahaha nice story man... haha i love it when ppl try to come in the toilet when ur using it.... well i dont love it... haha but they allways make me laugh...

I remember one time we had a lung passing around at my house and it gets to one guy and he says he can't light it. So I decide to be a nice person and light it for him, but I didn't take the cap off. I mean come on, it should be basic instinct to know you can't hit it without the cap off.. Well he decides to put his lips up to the burning bowl and sucks in the rest of the bowl (cherried at the top) and he procedes to cough and burn for 10 minutes.

Another time, well actually last night we were at my friend's house in his garrage. Me and 2 other friends drove over there where everybody was drinking out of a 30 oz of 180 Whiskey and it just so happens that everybody there (except the host, two of my other friends and the host's girlfriend) just happend to be that extra annoying, stumbling drunk that screams and breaks shit and shows everybody their penis. Well I went over there, and I really do not like to drink (Too sloppy) so i had about 4 grams short of a half ounce and we were smoking out of my friend's glass pipe (he lives next door to where we are) so needless to say, all of these drunks want some weed. Well it gets to my extra stumbling friend Billy and he just sits there for a second and looks at the pipe. I was like, ''Can you light it or what?'' and he opens his eyes wide and puffs his cheeks up and starts to gag. I back up and he pukes, pretty much all over the pipe, too when i tell them, ''Wow, you guys can have the damn bowl.'' Damn alchohol. That's exactly why I don't drink.

LMAO tried to do a lung with a bowl on, thats FUNNY SHIT!!!

Ive got many stories to tell, but ill share my most memorable one since my bother isnt around anymore.
We were all chill'in in my garage (me, my bro and a few mates) we were already blazing for an hour or so, just talking and laughing.
Everyone was rolling the joints and stuff, and my bro rolled one to. He tucked it up, and tapped it down and said "dang, this is gonna be a fucking beauty", he put it in his mouth and light it while chuffing on it but it didnt fully light, he light and chuffed again, and as he chuffed the whole joint flew out the end accross the room and landed on the step of a ladder.
It was still all there in one peice (the mix) and he still had the rizla in his mouth. It was sooo funny, he litrally just dropped the backy and weed mix back in the joint and lit up again.

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Originally Posted by WeedyBoyWonder

LMAO tried to do a lung with a bowl on, thats FUNNY SHIT!!!

Ive got many stories to tell, but ill share my most memorable one since my bother isnt around anymore.
We were all chill'in in my garage (me, my bro and a few mates) we were already blazing for an hour or so, just talking and laughing.
Everyone was rolling the joints and stuff, and my bro rolled one to. He tucked it up, and tapped it down and said "dang, this is gonna be a fucking beauty", he put it in his mouth and light it while chuffing on it but it didnt fully light, he light and chuffed again, and as he chuffed the whole joint flew out the end accross the room and landed on the step of a ladder.
It was still all there in one peice (the mix) and he still had the rizla in his mouth. It was sooo funny, he litrally just dropped the backy and weed mix back in the joint and lit up again.

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thats crazy. lol nice story. i had an old friend who was a "stoner", so one day we wanted to see what he was made of. my friend put a bunch of tobacco and pubic hair in a zigzag and told him it was a fat joint. he had a long coughing fit after his second hit. lolol

eww pubic hair, thats rough! REALLY rough!!

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thats crazy. lol nice story. i had an old friend who was a "stoner", so one day we wanted to see what he was made of. my friend put a bunch of tobacco and pubic hair in a zigzag and told him it was a fat joint. he had a long coughing fit after his second hit. lolol

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i didnt come in time to witness this story, but it happened to a friend of mine and ive heard it enough times to retell:

a few of my friends are hanging out, waiting for our friend dave (HUGE POTHEAD) to come over. they take two plastic bags, and fill them both with orregano. the second bag had orregano, pepper, other assorted spices, a few drops of one of my friend's piss, and a decent amount of another one of my friends pubes, and probably some other shit that i forgot that was probably nasty tho.

dave gets there, and they tell him "dude, u wanna smoke? we just got some ill shit, its called "Jamaican Red Grass", brand new shit, just hit the market, and its fucking crazy bud man." so they proceed to roll up and smoke the first bag (just orregan and spices), and dave's sayin "dude this is the best tasting shit ive ever smoked". they all then act high and are like "ok were good, but you can smoke the rest." long story short: he smokes it all, loves it, and siad he was kinda high.

dave now knows that jamaican red grass never existed, and knows everything they put in it except the piss and pubes.


good shit

lol, last night I was stoned and I went to McDonalds and had like a perma-laugh attack the whole time I was ordering (lol). Then I went to pee and as soon as I shut the door I hear *knock* *knock* and someones turning the knob. I open the door and yell in the guys face (he was a worker there, around 14-16) "I'm pissing in here!" lol hes like "oh sorry" and runs away lol. People were staring and I was just laughing. My friend wanted me to go back and do the same thing but with my dick out and pee all over the guy, but I refused.

The only real foul story I can think of didn't really involve me or anyone I knew. Anyways, I was at this party and totally stoned, I looked over at this guy who way drunk as he walked over to this girl who I assume he thought was cute(only because she was:D .) So yeah he walks over and starts talking to her and then blows chunks all over her shirt. I busted out laughing and watched this girl run outside the house screaming and whatever. After that I decided to leave and saw that girl outside trying to get a ride from her friend. I laughed to myself and wondered off.. I saw her a few days after the party and asked her how long it took to get that vomit out of her shirt. She said she threw the shirt out the window on her way home.