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LOL...that was a funny list, and people have said some good ones...
A dealer does not want to hear....
..."Hey I brought over my new digital scale to try it out"...
or
..."By the way, I got my friend right here in my jacket, and he's pretty loaded...and he hates skimpy bags and dirt weed. Just to let ya know"...
"heeey.. Wait a minute... This isn't weed"
Hahahahahahaha!!
Ha ha! I like that one. :thumbsup: Dealers HATE change, so I've been told by many of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by santa
Who the fuck wants an Oz paid in change? It's a pain in the ass!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
yea they deff do hate change i did it once but i knew the guy since forever and i told him about it before i did it and he agreed to it
also something that buyers hate to hear from dealers.
i'm right around the corner ill be there in 2 mins. 5 hours later he comes round the corner to call u and u go well i already got some since u told me 2 mins. where were u
haha, that one's my favorite. I'll have to try it sometime lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by MacWQ33
Do you accept foodstamps?:)
..."By the way, I got my friend right here in my jacket, and he's pretty loaded...and he hates skimpy bags and dirt weed. Just to let ya know"...[/QUOTE]
I don't mean to be a downer cause that was hiarious. The reality of that threat even being part of buying a joint or two or even just being exposed to that type bullshit karma, is a big reason why a lot of stoners grow there own. Really funny cause it's so true. Good one Mac.
Oops, there" an "l" in hilarious. Fucking laced? I wish I could type sometimes.