Almost told my Mom is smoke... BY ACCIDENT!
lol you just gotta hate when you almost or DO snitch on yourself.. can't remember what about but i know i've snitched on myself about something big... talking all normal say something stupid then you just slow everything down, it's like you're watching yourself in slow motion almost "ooooooohhh.... shhhhhhiiiiiiiiiit" then my face turned red and hot as hell o.0
Almost told my Mom is smoke... BY ACCIDENT!
hahaaha thats so funny. yea i always find myself putting stoner lingo infront of my parents on accident. like i saw a cop car the other day and was like "skettchhhhyyyyy" and sometimes call my dinner a "fat sack" rofl. my dad gave me the weirdest look when i was like "shit dog thats a fat sack!" refering to my bowl of soup lol.
and when my parents say things like "hey pass me the bowl" i always smile.
Almost told my Mom is smoke... BY ACCIDENT!
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Originally Posted by Fan o KmK
and when my parents say things like "hey pass me the bowl" i always smile.
yea i used to do that too! lol. but if you mom came in the kitchen and said i got you rolling papers, ifthey were real rollings papers obviously she doesnt care cuz SHE JUST BOUGHT YOU ROLLING PAPERS LOL. so i wouldnt have been too freaked out lol.
Almost told my Mom is smoke... BY ACCIDENT!
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Originally Posted by bzbuzzard
if you mom came in the kitchen and said i got you rolling papers, ifthey were real rollings papers obviously she doesnt care cuz SHE JUST BOUGHT YOU ROLLING PAPERS LOL. so i wouldnt have been too freaked out lol.
Word.
Almost told my Mom is smoke... BY ACCIDENT!
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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
Ha ha! Fuck it, I would have asked her if they were hemp papers. ;)
You know she'll find out eventually. I'd just get it over with.
Terrible advice. Who the fuck volunteers for possible punishment or having your parents look at you like a junkie for the rest of your life. Plenty of people go their entire life without their moms walking in on them jerking off, why is it any different with smoking cannabis.
Almost told my Mom is smoke... BY ACCIDENT!
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Originally Posted by ATrain
Something of a pointless thread and I'm laughing about it now, but I almost gave it all away. I was shitting my pants :o
fuck that!!! this was a funny thread, laughed my ass off:D
good job:thumbsup:
later,
Ronjohn
Almost told my Mom is smoke... BY ACCIDENT!
Almost told my Mom is smoke... BY ACCIDENT!
long jon silvers aaawwwaaayyyy!!!
Almost told my Mom is smoke... BY ACCIDENT!
haha yea the sad truth is the paretns will always find out eventually
Almost told my Mom is smoke... BY ACCIDENT!
last summer i was in the car with my dad passing rural area and talking about farming and landscaping, his teenage job that he did in high school. he was saying something about wheat growing, and i knew we were discussing wheat but and in my head i was thinking about growing weed out in this little nook i saw far away (still thinking of going back), and to come back into the conversation i said "so what's the profit per season on weed er... (i laughed awkwardly) wheat.. wheat growing..?"
he sat there silently probably a second (but it felt like an eternity) laughed a little bit and told me the answer. we never discussed that event since. i dont plan on bringing it up again either!