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It's the babies that are their own god modeling the future as they are willing to live. Could be the connection to their ancestors that influences its purpose.
Ill explain if I can when I'm a bit less high that I am now =) and maybe even after I get some sleep!
peace
JY,
So you're saying that you have a better heart than God?
How will men fix the problems on earth? How do we remove evil? How do we keep ourselves from dying?
It depends on what you view as the problem?
Fuck the world
And it's fortune and fames
cause when we come
we're gonna torch it in flames
new Heaven and new Earth to come......................Stay tuned :thumbsup:
First, I would have more compasion than condemn 2/3rds of the world to a fiery hell because of they were born in a part of the world where the roman sword(essiential founders of the Christian faith) did not fall.
Second, I would create humans with an pre-enlightened mind... i wish them to understand their purpose...to relish the gift that is conciousness, to realize how the universe has temporarly formed itself into a form by which it can view its own self.
Third, i dunno...for i do not exist...how sad...how cold.
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Originally Posted by Pass That Shit
You're really looking forward to death and destruction, aren't you? I guess you would, you seem to think that you will be taken away during the rapture while the rest of us are left here to suffer. Your flower's spoiled, mate...
btw, I think God's heart is perfect. Why do you think I joke like I do, and do you really think God could be replaced, or that I think he could be? All in good fun, bro!
Love,
I've got the job? Okay...there are some fundamental problems to fix, but we'll deal with the problems at hand first. Let's go down to accounting and see if the books are cooked.
Would you demand worship? Worship? What's that? I'm the Supreme Being-you think I'm an insecure egomaniac who needs to be stroked to feel comfortable? Have you checked out those crazy fucks doing the worshiping? They'd just as soon kill you as look at ya. This worship crap has got to go. It's some scarry shit.
Would you punish? Would you punish in an afterlife, or let a persons actions and natural consequence of those actions suffice? Is sin applicable?
Punish? For what? Yeah that guy's an axe murderer but were you there when he was dumped in a trash can with an umbilical chord around his neck? Did you see him get raped by a priest when he was seven and beaten every day of his life? The guy before me put Cause and Effect into place. I'm not going to punish a bunch of hairless monkeys for his fuck ups.
And that guy over there doesn't believe in my predecessor? You think I'm going to punish him for using the brain he was given? No, that boy gets a gold star for not being stupid and having the courage to examine the evidence, admit the facts, and, hopeless as it is, try to handle life on his own. He's going to get cremed but at least he's got a set and I admire the hell out of him.
Would you ever destroy the world? There's a lot of evil in the world, but would you destroy it, or would you let mankind work it out themselves?
Can't destroy the World. There's the Rainbow Clause from Genisis and that whole Noah debacle that's still in effect. My predecessor has always been itching to wipe it all out and start over, but we're going to work with what we've got.
Would you ever answer prayers? A lot of people pray and ask for things; would you answer or just let things work out on their own in their own time?
Now that would be something I would have to do. It was pretty chickenshit dumping a soul down here on it's own without even a word of acknowledgement or letting them know 'I've got your back-don't sweat it.' Of course the crazy fuckers down there don't have a clue what they really want or need, so granting wishes would be limited. I'm taking everybody off the 'Ignore list' though. They've at least got that coming.
Would you enjoy the fragrance of good bud? There are a lot of people smoking these days, and many do it to help the connect spiritually. Would you shun this practice, or appreciate the fact that they're enjoying one of the finest herbs in existance, and using it to connect, for medicinal purposes, and for natural relaxation?
Well, I'm God and don't need it, but it was a nice little perk my predecessor got right. God knows *cough* I mean I know they need it after the fucking over they get on a daily basis.
Would you Love all of humanity even w/o a belief in you or Jesus? This is the really BIG question. There are many who don't believe, so do you think it is fair for the unbelievers to live w/o your Love, or would you Love them just the same?
Believe in Jesus? That's a BIG question? Oh, that religious bullshit someone invented to scare people into going to Church. Geez, someone gets a few kudos for saying 'hey, maybe we should all be nice to each other'..and look what they turn it into. Well, you can't blame them considering the hopeless desperation they have to live in daily. But it really took some sadistic, conniving fucks to come up with that 'believe in Jesus or go to hell' bullshit.
Yep, looks like it's going to be one hell of a job straightening out all this mess. The balance started off beautifully, but that didn't last long, did it? The guy before me shouldn't have given those monkeys an advanced brain. Now they want a piece of the action and they're screwing it all up. He thought he was being clever by putting a governor on it to limit its functions, but it looks like that's where he blew it.
That and the 'life feeds on life' thing. Maybe that wouldn't have been such a fuck up if he had never invented 'suffering and fear'. Love was a nice idea the monkeys came up with on their own. To bad it doesn't work when one of the main precedents of existence down there is Survival of the Fittest.
Okay, where to begin, where to begin? Yes, let's start with Hope. But this time we'll make it real instead of just a muse. Assemble the staff for a meeting. Pink slips are going out and heads are going to roll!
Woah, big guy...We've only just started with the apps. You'll have to be patient for the real big guy to make his choice, but he certainly likes your app, he says there's a leader there somewhere. He also says hope is a very good place to start.
Hamlet at the moment you are a front runner, but the big guy wants you to consider compassion for your fellow man. This is one of the things he wants fixed down there. Survival of the fitest was the rule for a day or two he says, but now that man is ready for its crown, [some men] he says its time to use it properly, and help those in need. (A care taker attitude) Nochowder has a good grip on what that means after saving that cabbie's life the other day. (Courage, and compassion)
Would either of you two consider leading an army of angels as opposed to the position itself? Not in war, but in helping to change the minds, and attitudes of the religious flock, and politicians. They gotta wake up, and stop waiting for something better, an stop pushing war on those who don't want it. The big guy just told me that he's getting a second wind and has been inspired by the apps, so h might hold on to it for a bit. Even so, he needs more applicants.
Love,
What?! Not hired?! I failed the piss test, didn't I....well, fuck him anyway.
There are some things that are, and that must be. You're a front runner, Hamlet. He likes your leadership ability, but if you're not willing to take a lower seat, [Leading a legion of angels is quite an honor I might add] than you're not willing to actually do what is best for 'his' creation. If you wish him to scratch your app, he will, but he would very much like to keep you in the mix. Btw, he says fuck you, too, lol! Though, he means it as a term of endearment. I told him your ego 'might' be a little overbearing like mine.
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He's actually got a sense of humor, which surprized me a little. I always thought him as completely prim and proper, lol!
He's an alright dude once you get to know him.
Love,
Leading an army of angels? I would fire those evil bastards first thing. Try reading the Bible and check out what angels are actually doing. Slaughtering babies, destroying cities...ever see them helping anybody? Yeah, that's a crew of thugs we could live without.
Angels do what they are told. [For the most part] Leadership is the word of the day, Hamlet. How bout it? :D
Love,