Stoned recipees!

Toast yer bread.
Fry yer eggs.
Place a slice of (hamburger type) cheese on one bit of toast, add fried egg, sprinkle of salt, dash of ketchup, other bit of toast on top.

Takes about 10mins, but puts a smile on yer munchied face lol
Quick easy, and kinda good for ya :D

Or, Crumpets with enough butter on 'em that when ya bite into them, the butter squits out like a squitty out thing....with the essential cup of tea to wash it down with..yummy!

Noodles on toast own!

Pasta, crusty bread(polish potato rolls if available) Hormel Chili, big bottle of Vin Ordinare Table Wine.
Swanson Frozen Noodle Casserole. Bunny Bread w/garlic butter. 24 pack rolling rock.
Perogies, sour cream, saurkraut. Vodka.
Peanut butter and Bannana sandwiches, evian water

Banana and Peanutbutter Sandwich..... yum yum and of course a smoothie to top it off