The J made the natives all powerful bringing them back from the dead only to spread seeds of marijuana and papaya all over the world. Then the dinosaurs spontaneously appeared and...
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The J made the natives all powerful bringing them back from the dead only to spread seeds of marijuana and papaya all over the world. Then the dinosaurs spontaneously appeared and...
The dinosaurs brought their Messiah with them, who would become the new leader of the world, Raptor Jesus! Suddenly...
the end..
but seriously.
raptor jesus bit their nipples off and sent them on a magical journey to ressurect jimi hendrix, biggie smalls, and tupac. AND THEN
....absolute for the ressurection of jimi tupac and biggie! they took the modem and went to jimi's grave...
THe they performed a special ritual which involved playing the song purple haze and smoking a bowl of purple haze at the same time to resurect jimi...next...they went over to
Maccy D's to chow down on some wonderful, tasty wholsesome family burgers.
McDonalds, i'm lovin' it!
(This mesage brought to you by the McDonalds corporation)
Alas, the future and final descendants of the good cracker people could not escape their unbelievable history so they committed mass hari-kari.
and it was at that moment, as the last of their blood ran out onto the ground that something happened that had nothing to do with crackers, or cereal, OR dinosaurs. It was then, in that moment, that something absolutely amazing happened...
the world became over-run by hippies with gigantic combine harvester machines, specifically designed to destroy tupac and biggie, who by this time had...
started sending out smoke signals to thier roadies therefore giving away thier postion in the weed forest.:rasta: