2 glasses of milk, a bunch of juice, 2 cups of Peanut butter milk shakes. i probably gained like 4 pounds of the weight the last day before that too.Quote:
Originally Posted by dryst
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2 glasses of milk, a bunch of juice, 2 cups of Peanut butter milk shakes. i probably gained like 4 pounds of the weight the last day before that too.Quote:
Originally Posted by dryst
thats not that much...one time me and my friend had a $200 bet to see who could eat the most hard boiled eggs without throwing up...and since i have like little/no gag reflex i knew i could keep what i ate down...well i had just got back from eating taco bell 2 hard tacos and a 1/2 burrito....and ate 39 hard boiled eggs...plus all the water and shit i ate...i just popped a few alca selzers and prepared to take the most painful shit id ever taken...:D
Man that's not much at all.. depending on your size that is. I'm into bodybuilding and to pack on muscle mass you have to eat more calories than you burn, significantly more. On the average day I consume about 5,000-6,000 calories. I eat about 2 pounds of food in each meal, six meals a day. lol. That's what I eat on a daily basis and sober. Anyone I smoke with that sees me munch out tells me they feel like they're watching a documentary on what happens when you get a bear high and put food in front of him. I gotta watch it because i'll eat my normal 6 meals throughout the day and then after i smoked i'll munch to the max and i literally weigh in anywhere from 8-12 pounds heavier than i did the day before when i go to the gym and weigh in. 12 is the record. I felt like my stomach was ripped open when i went to bed and i looked like i was a pregnant man with abs. Gotta love that hypothalamus stimulation mj brings along.
has anyone ever tried eating as many 'peeps' as they could. they're those little yellow marshmallow ducks. i got about 45 down before puking the most yellow fluffy shit ever. it felt good to get it out. my goal was 100.
and i ate until i puked and then some after. hahaha what a day.
god damnQuote:
Originally Posted by Phire210
God damn, is that really what it takes to gain muscle mass? How the hell do you manage to eat that much? I'd feel sick doing that even after smoking a good bowl...Quote:
Originally Posted by Phire210
Well, first of all, god damn.Quote:
Originally Posted by Phire210
I would love to be able to eat that much because eating tasty food is just as good as smoking weed and having sex. (Both at the same time is better though...such as puffin a sweet blunt of fruity danks while passionately making love).
Also, sticking with a theme can be more pleasurable.
I like me somes fresh asian kitchen fried rice after physemotionally bonding with an asian lady. Yes it really is better.
Ehh, anyway phire, that's a lot of muscles you gotta feed I can imagine. I bet every meal is just as good as the last one too.
that'll be a turd for the records. probably a lot like giving birth. ouch:DQuote:
Originally Posted by GetBakedOrDieTryin
dai*ma:stoned:
Just grab yourself a magazine and go sit on the toilet for a while. :p
I've eaten more than that beofre. I used to get the munchies hard and I once made 5 fried egg sandwiches in a row, with a huge bowl of ice cream after, with huge glasses of milk. :p I know, I was such a piggy.
I'm just glad I don't munch like that anymore.
Dont EVER say you hate weed, its your fault, nothing to do with the weed...