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post a man seeking men add in the local paper with their info., put wanted posters of them everywhere, sstab them in the juggular, put lax in some space cakes and feed them, put duck tape on there back tires and dead animal under the hood, pee in a peer and make em drink up, and shoot them all with your paint ball gun......
that should keep thme busy for a while .....so you can kill all family and close freinds. :)
Alright this is a good one to do to cars. Take saran wrap (plastic wrap) and put it on the window/door/hood whatever (windows work best, harder to see) and make sure its on there with no wringles or folds. Now comes the fun part, spray paint whatever graffiti you want on the saran wrap. (ex. pork dagger) You have to be very careful to only spray on the plastic wrap or you're going to have one pissed off friend. Since this a cannabis site and some people will be too ripped to figure this out, it will look like someone tagged his car.
Get an adult friend with a macho, low voice and a good knack for acting to call and pretend to be a detective with the criminal investigation division of the nearest police department. Make sure he calls the most gullible of your potential wheel-lifting friends--the one who'll squeal like a girl and spread the word the fastest.
Then have Officer Macho just mention that the DARE officers at school (or whoever) got word that there's a plan afoot to jack some hubcaps. There's been a rash of crimes like that in town, the officer can explain, and they've been perpetrated by a pair matching this description. (Here he gives a flawless description of two of your pals, enough to scare the liver out of your guillble friend at the other end of the phone.) The officer can throw in some other scary tidbits regarding drug posession or any details you know that can be used against them. The officer is calling because he needs schedule time to question Gullible and the potential wheel-jackers about what they know about this and other crimes.
Then you jump out, ideally with the cameras from "Punk'd," and just enjoy the fun.
Kick them in the balls?
Tape a kipper of any fish under one of the seats, he'll never find it and when it starts to rot, OMG. His eyes will water and his nose will bleed, he'll never be able to find it either!
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Buddy
Get a few condoms, put a small amount of normal cream in them and put em on they're car windscreens... They wont know the differnce.
Or wait for them and as they are about to do it jump out and say "Hey, fuck you budddy" in a southpark voice.
Or shoot them in the legs.
laxatives in their kettle.... worked on me.... the bastard, still aint got him back for that one yet! :cursing:
Lol, this reminds me of a party I went to once. One of my mates had been a right prat all night and hassling the ladies. So when he finally crashed out from a binge of drink n coke. We pulled his kegs down, got one condom put a lil KY in it to look like jizz and used a pencil to put it up his ass while he was in his drunken stupor. I'll never forget his face in the morning, he came into the kitchen while we having breakfast and said he needed to go home, and asked if one of us give him a lift. He was like, im not sure that I can walk. PMSL. To this day he thinks he was butt fucked in his sleep. So let that be a lesson to ya, dont fuck with the ladies when buddies about!Quote:
Originally Posted by LIP
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Buddy
LMFAO... Im never gunner forget that story. That's a great one. The best i've done is someones sleep is write NOB on his head, and we both went out to the shops and everyone was staring at him LOL.
I save that for when someone really pisses me off, just beware dont cross the buddy. For his revenge is mighty!Quote:
Originally Posted by LIP
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Buddy