in 20 years

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Originally Posted by jamstigator

I chose not to bring any children into this world. But I'm totally glad that other people are still doing so. That way, just in case civilization *does* collapse, well, we might need the kids for food. ;)

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Hahahahahahahaha.
I hope they make a southpark episode outta that.....
And as for me.... MCDONALDS.
Where does Mcdonalds get their meat? KANGAROOS.
Kangaroos have pouches, pouches to hold their Babies.
And Babies? They have little pudgy hands.
Hands are the tools for evil,
Evil like Hitler, who ordered Genocide upon the Jews.
And Jews? Jews killed Jesus.
And where does Jesus work?
MCDONALDS.

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Originally Posted by jamstigator

I chose not to bring any children into this world. But I'm totally glad that other people are still doing so. That way, just in case civilization *does* collapse, well, we might need the kids for food. ;)

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like the above said, omfg that would make one hilarious south park episode!!!

i dunno but i hope it involves me sittin somewhere with a doobie in my mouth

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Originally Posted by Inferius

Hahahahahahahaha.
I hope they make a southpark episode outta that.....
And as for me.... MCDONALDS.
Where does Mcdonalds get their meat? KANGAROOS.
Kangaroos have pouches, pouches to hold their Babies.
And Babies? They have little pudgy hands.
Hands are the tools for evil,
Evil like Hitler, who ordered Genocide upon the Jews.
And Jews? Jews killed Jesus.
And where does Jesus work?
MCDONALDS.

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lol was that self-composed?

Transportation
In 20 years we will have redesigned the car. Lightweight automatic Jetson cars fueled with shit will get us around. Personal flying machines. Automatic even. It's too expensive and too much responsabilty involved in driving.

American Economy
The whore shall sell, and sell and sell. The Chinese will buy and pretty soon we'll all be working at Wal-Mart. I predict in 20 we'll be seeing this in motion.

Drugs
We'll all be taking them daily by our 10th birthdays. Pharmacuticals will be driving the economy. They'll prolly merge with the health insurance industry and Hillary will establish free health care for everyone. Pot? Legal? Doubt it.

Health
Since 99.9% of us will be nice and medicated and obedient we will behave, eat healthy, live long, prosper, happy happy.

War
You know it baby. And that will be automatic too. Kids using Xbox's to navigate armed explosive drones--much cleaner than walking onto a crowded bus with a bomb strapped around your waist.

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Originally Posted by 3rdEyeVision

I dont even want to think about it really....california is gonna be scorching hot from greenhouse gases probably

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The hole in the ozone layer should be completely repaired by 2025, do some research.

I think that the world will be much different.

The United States will have so many debts, that the interest on them will stack up, and other countries will stop borrowing us money. As unlikely as this seems, in the year 1900, Argentina was one of the richest countries in the world.

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Originally Posted by jamstigator

I chose not to bring any children into this world. But I'm totally glad that other people are still doing so. That way, just in case civilization *does* collapse, well, we might need the kids for food. ;)

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check out the movie soilent green
its an old movie
but it will make u think tho

Although I am just 23 and surely (hopefully anyways) have years ahead of me, my eyes have opened in the past few years to many things. This world is nothing like what you think when you are a kid and I almost fear for my future offspring. :(

i just wanna take my girl and a bag full of seeds up into the mountians and live out the rest of my life as horny little hermit...but then again i can never give up my dream of ruling the world, so itd never work...

More stupid women using pushchairs in places there's no room for them. I was in Lille in france for a big market a month or so ago. Millions of people, so many in fact that just walking around was hard. Every hundred yards there's some silly bitch with a double pushchair looking really indignant that nobody's letting her to the front of the queues. Ban the fucking things.

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