Stoner moment!!!

Yea about a month ago when I could smoke I took the garbage out at night right before Futurama came on on Adult Swim and smoked a really fat bowl so I could laugh my ass off.

I came inside and made a bowl of cereal and sat away from my dad so he wouldnt know im high over on the couch and he looked at me and was like. What are you eating?

I told him I was eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch and he's like were is it? I look at my bowl and all I put in it was the fuckin milk and the spoon. No cereal. I didnt say a word.

the other nite i was walking home and a taxi drives past me on teh road and stops like 5 or 10 meters ahead of me and a lady gets out and starts walking towards me... i was sure that it was someone i had known but had left and had just gotten back from the airport wen the taxi happend to pass me and so she yelled for him to stop so she could get out and talk to me since it had been so long... but no she turned a corner

ignore this post lol

that story made me lauf my ass off you should write a book about stoner stories .. id buy it

One time I got nice and baked and went to put some water on to boil.(TOP RAMEN! w00t!) So I turn the stove on and go sit and watch some tv, and went to see if it was boiling about 5 minutes later, but it wasnt boiling so I gave it another 5 minutes. And as im turning the corner to check on it once again I hear this [what seemed like a] massive explosion and I hit the f'n deck. Once I realize im not gettin shot at with a 12 gauge I get up and see a bunch of tiny glass peices all over the stove(and my water still not boiling).
Before I got stoned i had actually done some dishes and put a big glass baking pan on the stove. And It was dark glass so I couldnt tell that i turned the wrong burner on and completly shattered a pefectly good hash brownies baking pan.
Im drilled right now, so if this doesnt make any sense...go to hell.

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Originally Posted by ToDrunkToFish

Yea about a month ago when I could smoke I took the garbage out at night right before Futurama came on on Adult Swim and smoked a really fat bowl so I could laugh my ass off.

I came inside and made a bowl of cereal and sat away from my dad so he wouldnt know im high over on the couch and he looked at me and was like. What are you eating?

I told him I was eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch and he's like were is it? I look at my bowl and all I put in it was the fuckin milk and the spoon. No cereal. I didnt say a word.

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Oh God, I'm eating cereal right now and that just made my breakfast. Hat's off to ye.

This has to be the funniest thread ever. Ok. Heres my contribution.

One day, I wanted to burn a dvd, so I put the dvd in, and press start. I go down stairs to watch a movie. So you know, I'm all hapy watching my movie, eating my munchies, and I decide to go check on the dvd. It says 64% done, and im all like "Yeyaya!" so I go downstairs and watch more. I come upp later, and it still says 64%. I thought it just got stuck. So I finish the movie. I go back upstairs, and it still says 64%.

So now im pretty pissed off. I whip my mouse across the room in rage, and then it busts. Im happy now.

So, I lay on my bed for a minute and then hear "pop"

I look at my computer.

Still says 64%...

You know what happend?

























The DVD poped out.














The computer screen was frozen the whole time but the disc was still burning.

Walking home stoned. I used to hate it cos it took so long when i was stoned. I worked it all out that once it took me 2 hours to walk 1.5 miles.

yo i fuckin HATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HATE HATE the paranoia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sometimes the shit kills my whole high man

roach clip in one hand, tootsie pop in the other, high as all hell, no need to explain the rest, yeah it burned.