wasps 'n weed

i picked up a half p one day and one of the buds had a full wasp corpse on it

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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou

I hate wasps. I've only been stung a few times by them, but what purpose do they serve? They don't make honey like bees, and they surely aren't a steak you can grill on the BBQ, so why, why, why I say. :D

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Wasps are actually carnivorous predators that help keep the population of other bugs in check. So, as long as they aren't stinging you they are good to have around. Kind of like spiders. So why is it I turn into a little girl anytime I see either of them?

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Originally Posted by Blunt burner turner

the purpose of wasps is rather obtuse but there is one...
catch one (or for twice the fun two (or for three times.....)) put it in the fridge (in a jar or whatever) they are cold blooded so the ridge puts them in a coma, take them ot when they stop moving completely, shale the jar tp make sure their not just siting down, tip them out and tie thread round their abdomens (waist) then tape te thread to the table.
you know thse airoplane things that go round in circles off a string from your cieling....

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rofl ^^, i tried that after watching one of the CKY videos, it was so damn funny.

anyway, to be honest ive never been stung before, at least not that i can remember. i like hitting bees with those heavy duty electric fly swaters, its like playing tennis heheheh. Sometimes if you hit them hard enough they explode. maybe im an bee bully, but i dont care its still fun

lol i remember one tiem i was up on our roof smoking a cig, had a harley davidson zippo that i loved, it was my favorite lighter... a wasp (yellow jacket none the less) started chasing me around the roof (yes making ever move i made) then, as i almost slipped i put my hand over this pipe stickin outta the roof to catch myself, but with the hand i had my zippo in... needless to say grabbing the pipe loosened my grip on the zippo and i dropped it in... 6 months later my grandparents call a plumber because of plumbing problems.... finds out the problem and guess what it was..... a lighter was clogging the pipe... turns out i dropped my lighter into the vent that's connected to the sewage pipe... lol

I fucking hate anything that can fly and land on me and bite/sting me. My moms friend had a tanning bed. It was in a storage building that had been conveted into a tanning room. Complete with air conditioning, carpet, lights, a mini fridge with water in it, they made it look really nice. Anyways I was laying in the tanning bed and as usual I was naked. I was in there for about half the time I had set it for and I hear this buzzing noise. I take off the goggles and look around and dont see anything so I close my eyes and continue to relax and tan. All of a sudden I feel something crawling on my theigh. When I look up its a fucking wasp so what do I do I panic. I start kicking my legs and screaming. I have tanning oil on so that makes my body very slippery in the bed not to mention some sweat, so I ended up rolling around in the bed trying to get out and in the process I some how manage to get the bee under me. He stings me in the ass!! And wasps can sting up to 3 times. My ass hurt the rest of the day.

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Originally Posted by Billionfold

Damn Dro, this toke is for you. I probably would not have lived through such a situation...

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LOL so thoughtful;) I didnt think I would live thought it but a nice big blunt that evening made my ass feel better. :D

I hate them, they seem to attack you for no good reason. I had a nest of paper wasps between the screen and storm windows in my bedroom (the storm had slipped down a bit). Hadn't a clue they were there. One summer morning I woke up, because I was having trouble breathing. Sometime, probably right before I woke up, one or more of them had stung me on the face, mainly on my lower lip, several times. I nearly suffocated, since the swelling closed off my mouth and nose. An improvised airway and quick trip to the doctor got me at least to the point where I could breathe OK. Why the hell would some wasp or wasps decide that a sleeping kid was fair game and sting him? I didn't threaten the nest or anything, didn't even know they were there.

When I got back home, I anihilated the bastards; larvae and all, I was on a mission. Stupid agressive, dumb insects. Now, I sanction with extreme prejudice if they cross me up; never suffer a wasp or hornet to live.

4252

Ouch 4252 My friends dad was drinking Mountain Dew and a yellow jacket had crawled into his can the next time he took a drink that bastard stung him in the mouth. His mouth was swollen as hell. Had to make a quick trip to the hospital.

that would have sucked man, get killed by wasps, without getting killed BY wasps ....ironic

I've been stung by a wasp three times while stoned... and I'm not even stoned that often.... little bastards...