I knew a girl who once ordered a pizza just so she could give the guy a blowjob. I know because I regularly delvier chinese food to her house, even when she doesn't order it.
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I knew a girl who once ordered a pizza just so she could give the guy a blowjob. I know because I regularly delvier chinese food to her house, even when she doesn't order it.
...Wow, what fucking girl!? Did she know the guy or something? Or just wanted to be a slut?
Maybe you better read the last part of that post and ask yourself how serious I was.
lol who woulda thought this'd make such a great thread??
Here in NY it's a big cultural melting pot so you kinda have to be careful with the races from the restaurants.
It's not like out of town places ive been to where a chinese place will have some white guy deliver.
Over here a chinese place will ALWAYS have a chinese guy who came straight from China.
Anyway, Chinese people are not very fond of weed, so one time my friend and I ordered Chinese and we had uncontrollable laughter! The damn food came at that exact moment and he was brave enough to do it!
I barely saw it cause I was shy but he was jumping around laughing a lot and shit! Funny as fuck.
All I know is.. that chinese guy looked at my friend like he was fuckin' crazy.
We were pretty glad he didn't call the cops on us.
It's a lot more chill to order from dominos or something cause it's always a chill black guy.
Advice: If you're worried about the strange look from the delivery guy, the junk places always sends a chill dude.
Meh im just paranoid. well not anymore, now I smoke a blunt and call the chinese place with no probs. but back then i was pretty shy and i know a lot of people here are too. but we shouldn't be paranoid because delivery guys never give a damn. They just want money. Think about it this way: They'd be pretty fucking stupid to throw stoners in jail when we order the most shit which = more tip.
Better tip em or they will take revenge on you and call the cops on yo ass and in the end you see them on top of a high tower waving up over their head a god damned sniper rifle screaming: "YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME ANY TIIIIIIIIIIP!!!!!" and then you're in jail because the delivery guy called a cop to your place and there's weed shit everywhere and you go to jail ALL because you didn't tip some nigga and that's just fucked up man.
just givin friendly advice.
i love it
Ha, reminds me of the days when I was The Pizza Guy. Once I delivered a pizza to this big, multi-million$ house up on the hill. The guy pays me with a check then realizes he doesn't have any extra cash for a tip. He tells me to hold on a minute then comes back and tells me "sorry, I don't have any small bills, will this do?" and hands me a fat joint of incredible weed. Needless to say, I always made sure he got his deliveries first, hot and fresh, from that point on.
My friend works as a waitress/stewardess in a hotel.
In like her first week at this job, shetook room service up to this couple and the guy answered the door stark bollock naked. She was like "Oh my God, I'm so sorry!!" but he said "Nah, don;t worry, come in".
She takes the food in and there is this naked woman lying on the bed and in my friend's exact words the room "stank like sex" the woman was equally unconcerned about her lack of clothes so she basically threw the tray she was holding down and ran out.
LOL the best thing is that this sort of stuff happens to her all the time.
HAHA NO WAY! How rad, I've allways wanted to smoke out the pizza guy. There is nothing better then getting baked with buds and ordering a pizza... it's a fact! You guy's need to check out the "smoking out the pizza guys" video at waytoomany.com.Quote:
Originally Posted by smoke it
That's fucking awesome! Me and my friends are planning on doing that soon, since we always tend to get the pizza guy about 20 minutes before domino's is closing. We feel bad, lol.
gah! Signature link!!!! :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Hanks