Instead of Lube

Depends which way it came out...Could help ya' poo better!

Extra VIRGIN olive oil... and a pack off 100 jonny's

You aren't doing your job right if she needs lubing up ! I am assuming it isn't for jacking off if you're using a condom.

I suggest you try superglue !:D

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Originally Posted by MechAnimal

Ok i wont tell the story that led to this thread being started, but what are peoples ideas for things around the house too use for lube if the real thing is not availiable.
Be Creative People....

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I think he was saying if there isnt any pussy around.

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Originally Posted by psychocat

You aren't doing your job right if she needs lubing up ! I am assuming it isn't for jacking off if you're using a condom.

I suggest you try superglue !:D

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Or maybe he's banging a Grandma or something, and she's all dried up and mummified...

You should just invest $5 into a bottle of good lube

just use the natural juices lube sucks anyway

Ok, it's not for masturbation lol , i didnt even think of that, nor do i have any problem getting her wet enough, the thing is you see, where i was(and still am) planning on putting it, there is no natural lube, :P
P.s Nuggetgirl, i just pissed myself laughing.
and frivolous, if ya wanna hear the story, [email protected] is my msn addy, talk to me there.

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Originally Posted by nuggetgirl

A great big loogie? lol...

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LOL! that would be fucking disgusting, man.

an empty toilet paper roll with chicken skin turned inside out in the middle, microwave for 30 seconds....mmmmm

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Originally Posted by MechAnimal

...where i was(and still am) planning on putting it, there is no natural lube...

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Sounds like some one is after anal penetration. Give her a tindaloo X vindaloo X madras on a single plate and she might shit on your dick.. mwahaha fucking lube!