Remember Duke Nukem 3D?

i used to live off that game wen i was a kid

That game was hillarious. I loved finding the hidden jokes in it.
Remember:
"Damn I look good"
and
"I don't have time to play with myself"

Is that the one where Duke (rather memorably) says 'I rip off your head, and shit down your neck?'

Lol I remember playing a DN game that had that in it, there was a cutscene/picture of Duke reading a newspaper sitting on top of someones head with a pool of blood around it. My dad was sitting in the room with me watching me play it, he laughed his head off. I was about 9 at the time :)

I always liked,

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... And I'm all outa bubble gum"

or something like that. Duke Nukem 3D was the shit back in the day. First FPS I played over a modem.