Help i'm n00b

yeah do that, i dont know how much those measurements are but i suggest getting quite a bit, loosely fill ur bowl almost to the top, smoke refill, smoke refill until ur where u wanna be

actually, my friend, the link DOES work. Try again?

http://www.smokingwithstyle.com/pipeetiquette.htm

what tha fuck? smokin wit tobbaco? fuck that shit all it is is harsh n ruins the taste of ya budz.. i would rather have a smoke after tokin the bud not wit it thats jus shit..

theres plenty of ways to get blazed..

1. pipe - pack the weed into the bowl, light an toke.

2. spots - this is proberbly out of your league n you proberbly end up burning yourself wit the knives or gettin a plastic spot (if using a plastic funnel) but ill explain cause no one knows what they are anyways..

get a bottle of beer fill it up to about quater of hot water turn your element on to as high as it goes.. wait for 5 mins for it to heat up then put the beer bottle on it for bout 5 mins when the water in the bottle starts bubbling take off the element and get something thing but heavy that will fit into the mouthpiece of the bottle and will go right down to the bottom like a screwdriver but if you got a light screwdriver you will need something else hold the bottle above a rubbish bin n slam the screwdriver into the bottom of the bottle n it shuld break n you got yourself a funnel.. this ways alot harder but if you do it right you can resin up the funnel n scrape it..

or try.. cut a coke bottle in half keep the end wit the mouthpiece n you got yourself a plastic funnel (shit for resin but is alot easier for ya newbies)

get 2 thing knives (as thin as you got) turn your element onto high let it heat up for 5 mins put the knives into the element so they jus sit there get a lil bit of bud (bout the size of a average blofly) (you may need 2 people to do this but if you got a potato masher jus put the funnel on the handle so it jus sits there) once the knives are hot (been in the elemnt for bout 5 - 10 mins) use one knife to pick up the bit of bud aka spot then grab the other knife and push onto it squishin the bud n burnin it jus put in the funnel n toke.

alot of people sayin this method is too much work n confusin but once ya kno how its done proper you will get blazed quicker n not use much bud n you will realize how easy it is.

theres a alot more ways to toke but i cant be fucked typin anymore.. good luck to you newbies heh.. n enjoy the nice buzz while it lasts....

i lost you

ok, you have two types of pipes. a metal one, and glass one.

metal bowls are just a what look like a tiny bowl with a little stick coming out of it. With that, just tear up your weed.. stick it in the bowl part, light it.. and inhale.. hold for a few seconds.. exhale.

Glass bowls have a bowl looking part, and something that looks like a stick coming out of it. Glass bowls also have something called a carb hole. The carb is a little hole in the side of the Bowl part. You tear up your weed once again, put it in the bowl part, place your thumb over the hole on the side of the bowl, the bowl resting in your palm, light it.. inhale, take your thumb off the carb and keep inhaling, you should feel the smoke enter you. Hold it in for a few seconds.. then release.. repeat untill all the weed has turned grayish white. Then empty.

You can make pipes out of soda cans, bottles, even apples.. do a google search... you'll be a amazed how many helpful sites are out there..

GOOD LUCK!

ok yal ppl are weird...packing it loosely will make it burn quicker!.....you're suppposed to pack it...that's why they call it "packing a bowl" and this takes some practice and finding your prefrence...me i like to pack it as tight as it will go...or until just before it becomes like sucking a fresh milkshake through a straw.

You asked about the finger on the bowl thing... and I gotta know:

Are you lighting the pipe?

Man thats one cool picture lol......is ur fingernail really pink and ur hand see through?

lol when i was reading this thread i was like wtf is a carb ive enver heard of that before but i call a carb the shotgun does any1 else call it this? coz ive enver heard of carb before in my life. also whats the point of the carb/shotgun? i use it but i dont know why im using it :confused:

Well, to me a shotgun is a hole/tube put in so that another person could exhale into it as you inhale. Shoves the smoke down your throat. A carb is just a tiny hole you put your finger over whilst inhaling, mainly used for clearing out a bong.