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hahaha, that is so true. I have the exact same situation with a few people where I work. There would be no way we would ever talk or even acknowledge each other's existence, except for the fact that we both smoke. It's really funny, one of our managers is a stoner too, and so whenever we go take a 10-minute break, he knows what's up.Quote:
Originally Posted by S.P.Q.R.
I love how people are brought together like they never would have been by marijuana.
the oddest and also my favorite smoking buddy is one of my best guy friends who will just blurt out the randomest things...like..."i'm filled with liquid, i can hear it sloshing around. can you hear it sloshing around?"...or..."throngs of beings. they're everywhere. throngs upon throngs.":stoned: :D
my crippled friend who makes the most funniest faces while hes high and he forgets almost everything
I think I'm the weird one among my friends. :D
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Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion
I can totally relate to that. I have this homie who has a bad habit of becoming a raptor. No, he doesn't act like a raptor, he is a fucking raptor.
It all started with just your regular smoke out session with friends. We were outside, and it started to rain. Went inside, turned on the T.V. Jurassic Park was on. "DUDE, wouldn't it be totally fucking kick-ass sweet bomb to be a raptor!?" We all just laughed, assuming he was joking. Next thing I know, he's standing on my lap making raptor noises just like from the movie.
"Whoa, what the hell brother?"
"CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
I shove him off me, and he spins around trying to hit me with his imaginary tail. I just stood there, speechless and not knowing what the hell to do. My friend Mikey is just laughing, then he says "Oh, you dropped your phone, wouldn't want a raptor stepping on it." Then he fucking walks out of the room, leaving me with a rapor who then started to attack me. Have you ever fought a raptor? Jesus Christ, it was epic. 5 minutes later I have a cooking pot in my hand as a weapon, my friend-turned-raptor is bleeding from his forehead, and my arms are scratched beyond recognition, and my nose is bleeding as well. He runs at me, I dive on the floor. Yes, he literally jumped over me. Then, I did the pulled the most epic maneuver in all of my life. I quickly opened the fridge, found the steaks that we were saving for later than night, and threw them outside in the rain. My raptor friend follows it, and starts to eat the uncooked meat all raptor-style. I locked his ass outside for the rest of the night.
My oldest friend would be a bud named Jon. We started hanging out in 3rd grade. Started smoking together. I don't see him anymore so the best bud that I actually still smoke with is Bob. We've been smoking regularly together for over 8 years. He's recently had to quit due to job reasons, but he still helps me out when I'm in need. He's a good guy.
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Originally Posted by couch-potato
HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Excellent story!
im baked at the moment and this is perfect! :)
hahaha,,, i dont know where to start,, i got this one freind who always rolls blunts and wont smoke ne thing else and when he gets high hes like " yo man, lets go rob someone or a house and beat the shit out of some dude", and i just laugh, but hes being serious, and we fight all the time when were high together, we get into fights and beat the shit outa each other lol
and this group of freinds , one time we all got high like 10 people and i started whistling a tune over and over and this other dude starting whistling also and it sounded good and eventually everyone was whistling along different beats and it sounded pretty good, although we were high,,
haha, yesterday me and my freinds tied a water hose to the back of this dudes truck and we all held on to the hose at different points and we sat on skateboards and he drove around town and like he speeded up really quickly and turned and one dude went flying into the woods, haha.
oh, and theres one bitch(girl) who is soo damn annoying to get high with, supposedly shes in love with me and when me her and anyone else gets high, she wont say shit the whole time im there xcept sit and stare at me, and i know shes staring and when i turn to look at her she turns her head like she thinks i dont notice,
i got a couple different groups of people i get high with but i like to get high with my black freinds the most(im white). we sit there and roll blunts continuously while smoking and we sit there with beats going and just freestyle the whole time, it kicks ass..
and theres this one dude who when he gets high will get down on all fours and neeah like a horse and talk like steve irwin(rip) and make weird noises and like rub up on peoples legs, and he swears he dont remember, sometimes we have to kick him away like hes an animal, haha
thats what i would say, but between my friends, id say my boy dirty d. he started freestyling while rolling and shit, and he spits out some insanely hilarious shit. the kid cracks me up so hard. its unfortunate that he acts like a bitch and is shady though, cause hes a fairly chill person.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigBlock
do we really have pigs watching this site?