cockney rhyming slang

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Originally Posted by LIP

Gawdon Bennet! lol, its a bee's knees way fer us ter chat wivaaaht anyone else knowin what were talkin abaaaht lol. Like a second language lol OK?

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lol
the other people on here must think we are patrick swayzie lol

"oi pilgrim aye heer yer tellin porky pies bout me wife!"

okay that's all i know haha :] supposed to be "hello FRIEND I hear you're telling lies about my wife" ... okay i'm not from the UK so if i butchered your precious cockney then feel free to slap me for that one :)

I am lol. Rattle an hum people, learn Cockney an join in Im goin upthe apples and pears ter bed now, so tired. Al Caponed as farmers truck mate lol. Sorted!

lip me ole garden gate
so were in london u from ?

All over mate, East [Ilford] most of the time, and south [Croydon] when im playing with guns.

How abaaaht yew my man?

lip you really going to your uncle ned
we was just getting people in a six and eight

croydon manhole cover

I know i know, but im tired mate lol. Nigh'y night lads.

I tell ya what, its good to get the cockney outta me lol!

i cant christmas eve it
what a coincidence

allwrite gezza
HOPE TO RABBIT AND PORK AGAIN
SEE YOU A BIT CAT SLATER