What a story I have to tell!

Ohhh, Resinate, similar tale. Wavy flashback, with Wayne Cambell effect,....10 or 11 years ago, riding in a Volkswagon bus with a reggae band (bf was guitar player). On our way to a gig, just finished passing around several joints, everyone is blazed, the bus is still filled with smoke. Suddenly, the driver notices orange cones and cop cars and many flashing lights...FUUUUCK!!!

It was one of those random check points, where they stop everyone for no reason. Not only are we all completely stoned, everyone on board is each carrying their own stash. All I could think was, "That's it, we're all caught...my parents will leave me in jail to rot..."

Driver just keeps repeating, "Everybody be cool!"

But the cop waves us through! Without stopping us! The only reasonable explanation we could think of was that we had PA tags and we were driving through NY. Or the cop realized he had a bus full of dreadlocked violators, and didn't want to be bothered with all of the b/s it would take to haul us all in (paperwork etc.).

lol, MJMama -nice one.

Yep, it's that immediate realisation that NO amount of sweet-talk is gonna work, and your ass gradually implodes lmfaoooo

Blasted cops, what are they like!
They should concentrate more of their efforts on catching rapists, kiddie-fiddlers, and murderers, rather than target the 'cash-cow' motorist!
And a stoner aint ever gonna cause any gip to anyone!

Well, they might put a strain on the national food reserves - those munchie attacks can be quite hedonistic at times :rolleyes: lol

P.S. - I love your new tag-line lmaooo
I got cool visuals going on in my head right now lol

Fuck that was a close one, all he had to do was pop the top off that baccy tin and shit could av been seriously different for you, i'm not surprised you were shitting yourself. By the way what does drivin bent mean? pissed up?

lol yep, don't I know it

Driving Bent= illegally; ie, no tachograph, over hours, speed-limiter disconnected, over weight, etc etc

Not a good thing to be found doing, you know..lol like, the max fine I coulda got was £2500!!! So I was very VERY lucky

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lol yep, don't I know it

Driving Bent= illegally; ie, no tachograph, over hours, speed-limiter disconnected, over weight, etc etc

Not a good thing to be found doing, you know..lol like, the max fine I coulda got was £2500!!! So I was very VERY lucky

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I was going to ask, being a truck driver myself, I'd never heard the term "Driving bent" I learn something new every day :D

those are all close calls. I have yet to *knock on wood* get pulled over bent or get caught simply smoking, but when i did try growing i caught found out and had to quit.

it always sucks when your stoned or have lots of weed with you and there are cops around. shit. tomorrow night im going to central washington university and watching a debate with the chief editor of high times, Steve Hager vs Robert Stutman, a well known DEA asshole who are debating the legalization of marijuana. I cant wait! btw my buds are drying and they have that spicy kinda of smell. i wish i had a digital camera so i could show all of you.

Dude I like spicy. Just a tingle......smack smack...I can almost taste it....LOL

I got stopped today by a cop and almost got arrested for wreckless driving b/c I was speeding. And it wasn't even excessive speeding, I was only going like 65 in a 55. There was no traffic.........I don't know I think the guy just wanted a reason to pull someone over. ASSHOLE!! Luckily I wasn't stoned.......YET!!!

This past summer me and some friends were driving to a show, smokin bowls on the freeway when a truck driver drives by and waves seeing we were smokin a bowl..Then about 10 miles down the road we hear him honking his horn so we look and see him pointing to a bigg sign ahead saying....CHECKPOINT--STOP AHEAD ARMED FEDERAL AGENTS (the checkpoint from san diego-orange county checking for illegals from mexico).We almost shitted are pants as we had over 2 oz's in the car,bongs,pipes,and blunt wrapes not a good thing.So as we aproach the check point scared shitless we realize there is no one at the checkpoint and drive right by didnt smoke agin tell we got to the show.