Man, people take religion too seriously.
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Man, people take religion too seriously.
I have to say, if the Bible is true, I'd have to be a Satanist. God is the most offensive, most despicable character in any book I have ever read. He is a sexist, racist genocidal dictator, with the temper of a four-year-old, whose ego is so big he commands everybody to follow all his ideas and worship him all the time.
And if these people are right, that Satan is responsible for things like recreational drug use, rampant sexual behavior, and rock and roll, well then, I definitely want to be hanging out with him in Hell instead of all these fucking boring conservative soberheads in Heaven!
Dear Satan I need your help. I come to you with all the sins I've committed and I beg you to sin with me and smoke me up with your precious bud. I ask you to come and live in my heart and give me your abundant life and peace. I want to serve no one, obey my own commands and do what is right. I want to live for myself everyday, please don't let anyone lead or guide me by their pompous religious crap into their narrow definition of righteousness. Thank you Satan for hearing and answering my prayer.
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Originally Posted by Oneironaut
I hate christian fundamentalists
its seriously total bullshit they are trying to feed us
I'm seriously considering pastarafarifdshfjdshfiur...
however the fuck u spell it
because they used the word noodly appendage
..ok i'm stoned