n an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
my fav :)
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n an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
my fav :)
lmao
i don't care how out of style chuck norris jokes are
these still crack me up
Chuck Norris doesn't need weapons.. He just has to think about killing you.
WHO THE FUCK IS CUCK NORRIS???
Do you mean Chuck Norris? If so, Chuck Norris is an American actor. He played the part of 'Walker Texas Ranger'Quote:
Originally Posted by Kenn
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits......
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. (Brilliant)
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Originally Posted by Kenn
the guy who's gonna roundhouse kick you in a few seconds for spelling his name wrong
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Originally Posted by Kenn
LMFAO. this convo's going in my siggy.Quote:
Originally Posted by hempilation311
Chuck Norris enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your lower intestine and makes a balloon animal out of it. He then crushes your skull with a Volvo for not complimenting him on his balloon animal.
lmfao i love chuck