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"GOOFORDIAN - LSD Jihad thwarted in Washington DC Starbucks
By: Katie Elliott
A terrorist plot was uncovered and thwarted on Wednesday, March 31"
What's the day after March 31? :cool:
They also, for this story, spelled the paper "Goofordian". The actual name is "Guilfordian".
this is clearly a made up story but it still put a strange pic in my head of george bush walking into starbucks "can i have a moca, a blueberry muffin and 2 tabs of your finest acid" lol
Aw, too bad it didn't work out, that would have really boosted ratings on C-SPAN and stuff. Lol, buncha senators and congressmen tripping balls and talking politics, that woulda been priceless! ;)
this was obviously fake as hell i could pick pretty much any sentence out of this to prove the point but ill take this one.
"Studies show that 99.4% of politicians take cream in their coffee, and after drinking that coffee, they'd have been tripping."
that is utter bullshit statistics show no such thing
yeah this is bullshit. who the fuck posted this crap?
Well, if it's fake, which it probably is, it's still not a bad plan. I mean, could our politicians do any worse tripping balls than they've done NOT tripping balls? ;)
"Why did they do this? Here it seems evident that they want us tripping. Why? So we couldn't make wise decisions, and might just legalize drugs. And what can we do about this? Kick 'em out of the country."
what a fucktard. Like you're going to be doing anything for 8 hours even resembling making a "descision". As if as soon as you take acid you turn into a drug hippie who swallows everything that comes his way.