how do you

I'm just watin for the day i see on the new that sum1 died from following sum "get fucked up easy" scheme their dumbass found on this sight and was actually stupid enough 2 believe and try. Let me give those people sum simple instructions:
Wanna get high? Smoke sum weed
Wanna get drunk? Drink an alcholic beverage. No , not rubbing alchohol,not mouthwash, but the kind u can actually find in a liquor store.
There r other ways to get fucked up besides the ones i've listed, but I just don't trust u goddam idiots with those. This is 4 ur own good. This message is not 4 every single person on this site, but 4 the afformentioned dumbfucks.

Happy Overdosing!

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Originally Posted by Big Calhoun

OK, I don't know why I'm telling you this...damn newbs. Here ya go:

1. Take 1 cup of listerine and put it in a bowl.
2. Take said bowl and set it outside and let it evaporate. But, this is very important...the night it evaporates, the moon has to be full and there has to be a web-footed coyote howling no less 1/2 mile from you.
3. After it has evaporated, you need to obtain salivia from a purple-spotted sheep owl and a hair from the silver-tipped HornBuckle...very rare.
4. Let it evaporate again, you don't need the coyote this time, but on the last night, the moon has to be full with purple horseshoes and blue diamonds rotating around it.
5. The next morning, take your concoction and sniff it up good. Do like 5 lines for the greatest high of your life!!



DISCLAIMER: This has been another ridiculous, completely false idea brought to you by yours truly. The author makes no representation of facts regarding this procedure. The reader assumes all liability. Should said reader be dumb enough to actually try this, they will be personally ridiculed by moi and whipped 15 times with a piece of lasagna. That is all...carry on.

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Why did you tell him? Now he will find the web-footed coyote!

Jk...or am i? O.o

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Originally Posted by Big Calhoun

OK, I don't know why I'm telling you this...damn newbs. Here ya go:

1. Take 1 cup of listerine and put it in a bowl.
2. Take said bowl and set it outside and let it evaporate. But, this is very important...the night it evaporates, the moon has to be full and there has to be a web-footed coyote howling no less 1/2 mile from you.
3. After it has evaporated, you need to obtain salivia from a purple-spotted sheep owl and a hair from the silver-tipped HornBuckle...very rare.
4. Let it evaporate again, you don't need the coyote this time, but on the last night, the moon has to be full with purple horseshoes and blue diamonds rotating around it.
5. The next morning, take your concoction and sniff it up good. Do like 5 lines for the greatest high of your life!!



DISCLAIMER: This has been another ridiculous, completely false idea brought to you by yours truly. The author makes no representation of facts regarding this procedure. The reader assumes all liability. Should said reader be dumb enough to actually try this, they will be personally ridiculed by moi and whipped 15 times with a piece of lasagna. That is all...carry on.

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LMAO THAT WAS HILARIOUS

people are crazy these days will do anything to get high damn crackheads!

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Originally Posted by memoryburner

lol....high off listerine. what will someone try next.

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good question. You don't suppose the original poster knows that whole secret about tripping off toothpaste and orange peels, do you?

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Originally Posted by rekoms htlaets

If you look at the ingreidients you see that Listerine and most mouthwashes contain SD Alcohol. The SD stands for specially denatured. Sd alcohol is still capible of causing intoxication. However the denaturing process is utilised to make the alcohol undrinkable for that purpus in order to avoid the alcohol tax.

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In some products, denatured alcohol is actually safe to drink. The difficulty is that most companies do not produce information on how their alcohol has been denatured. I have heard that Listerine (not other mouthwashes) contains non-toxic denatured alcohol, though I have not had any desire to see whether it is true or not.

tgm1995, the only safe way to do it would be to distill it under controlled conditions. This is not trivial, as you must control the temperature and collection to avoid methanol and other toxic products. Long story short, don't do it.

AHAHAH Poly I remember that thread man I laughed sooo hard.

ok ppl i ment get drunk,,,,
and yeah i dont remember why i even asked this but i must of been like yeah idk so yeah

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Originally Posted by Polymirize

good question. You don't suppose the original poster knows that whole secret about tripping off toothpaste and orange peels, do you?

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I hear that gets you RIPPPED. :cool:

eat some batteries too, that will make you roll like you just ate 99 xtc pills

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Originally Posted by scream

eat some batteries too, that will make you roll like you just ate 99 xtc pills

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LMFAO :dance: :dance: