Zombies, man!...

I'm sorry. Me and my buddies didn't mean to wake up up at 2am. We just meant to get you while you were asleep! Ha hahahaha! :D

Well I just they got him ;)

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Originally Posted by Billionfold

They're not zombies... they're hungry, homeless, voodoo worshipping Jamaicans.

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hahaha... nice. probably true.

you know how they always say zombies eat people and are violent because of damaged brains well have you ever noticed with people with damaged brains being "retards" (no offence to anyone) but they are usually friendly as can be so what if zombies really happened and they were like 3 years olds running around being all nice and crying when they get lost in walmart

dont flame its a joke har har lets not turn this into a brawl
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God Damn... What the hell did I write here?

Crazy night last night, alcohol, weed, and lsd. Lost my senses and thought I was end of the world survivor or something. Kept hearing scratches and bangs coming from the sides of my house. Had no idea why I felt the need to log it down at this forum but... Oh well.

It was a very frightening... Yet, interesting experience, as if I was living a nightmare. Thank god I managed to sleep.

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

2:13 A.M.: I hear em'. They're scratching at my house, downstairs. They're gonna get in, I gotta figure out a way to keep them back... I've taken to my closet, don't know how good they are at taking out the doors... Hope i'll be ok by morning...

2:26 A.M.: I managed to find an old knife... Kept it under my bed and forgot about it. The scatching is getting louder, they're almost in. How in the hell am I getting out of this one... I feel as though, any second now and they are in, bursting into my house. Oh god, i'd shoot myself to get rid of this paranoia...

2:40 A.M.: Stop it! Stop this! The noise is unbearable, it took me this long to muster up the courage to come back and log my thoughts in. I will not fight it anymore... It's all in my head, I will try and sleep now... I sure hope it's the weed talking...

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Haha nice

hahaha i totally LOVE zombies... romero's trilogy is the best (city of the dead is horrible so I don't even include it with his series...)... there's a book out called the zombie survival guide it's fake of course- even found in the humor section of the bookstore- but i swear reading it late at night when you're already paranoid from smoking freaks the hell out of me... in fact i only read half the book before i had to stop cause it was scared.....

Fake? FAKE? You dare to call the Zombie Survival Guide fake? Boy, that book will save your life when the inevitable zombie invasion comes. When the undead are prowling the streets, eating your friends, family, and loved ones, and bringing humanity to its very knees, then we'll see if you call that book fake.

Join the Zombie Defense Organization, and save humanity from this terrible menace!

Diggin through old posts and memories and came across this old thread... I completely forgot I posted this so long ago... It was a year ago but the moment I read it I was taking back... It feels like yesterday... What a night... I had a little bit to drink... Crazy night. :rastasmoke:

I heart zombies