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LOL!
That's a really interesting test.

Never been caught with anything at school. (knock on wood) Next year I'm not going to be taking anything to school with me. Because I found out that they sometimes have dogs come in and sniff in the parking lot, and stuff like that. It's not worth it.

wow he took shrooms at school? thats fucking ignorant

Never been caught at school, i was caught by a parole office

My Xhusband was on parole so we never smoked in the house, and she never ever came to our house in 2 yrs, well one day we thought we were in the clear because he was susposeed to be off and we blazed in the bathroom, well low and behold there was a knock on the door when i go to answer it i froze and panicked, i was sooo blazed, i answer it and she comes in haha the whole house smells like weed i run back to the bathroom and lock my self in so i didnt have to face no one i was scurd, she takes my X outside and once she found out it was weed and not meth he was doing she didnt care, i was shocked. She was acctually coming over to give him his discharge papers she said and i quote "Id much rather have my guys smoking pot, than attacking me i have no problem with marijuana, I think she smokes, well she took our bong and the rest of our gooooooddddddddd stuff thank god she didnt go into the room and find the rest of the stash he he i think she smoked it haha
he had to do an extra month and when he went to report she told him they were laughing so hard in the car when they left our house and she was trying not to laugh when we were outside talking to her because she said i looked really stoned, anywayz the morale of the story is NEVER ASSUME ANYTHING and dont get caught slippin by the state oops

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Originally Posted by Pride

I wish people would be more like halo, because that is the best way to start a story.
Notice how he started it with the following keywords:
4/20
school
high
shrooms
morning

I am to explain why these keywords are great:

4/20-, the weed holiday, every teacher is obviously suspicous of ANYTHING
school- he got high in school which shows tension
high- being high is always a good story element!
shrooms- high, in school, on 4/20, and then SHROOMS?!?! This creates high tension.
morning- this is all done in morning. This ain't no pussy ass 'getting high before last period', nah nigga this is fuckin' tripping out on shrooms while already high as hell on weed in the fuckin morning before first period. That means facing each and every one of your classmates and teachers while tripping out as the shrooms only gets stronger when the first 2-3 hours pass. By the time he was facing the 2nd half of the full day, he was tripping out at the peak of the shroom trip.

It's called a hook sentence and they are to be made and put in the beginning of a story in order to 'hook' the audience.
After I read that very sentence, I was already cracking up and hitting my leg.
My only complaint is that you didn't talk about how crazy he must have been acting in school if he ate shrooms and smoked up.

I just got weed and was gonna toke up for some reason of mine, but then I realized I wanna toke up to celebrate the best hook sentence of cannabis.com ever.

...................................Well.. other than the thread about the shoving weed up your ass to get high thing..

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What is even crazier is that we go to a private catholic high school. Also he wasnt tripping too bad but he definetly was tripping. The shrooms he had had the active ingredient extracted and put into this chocolate the size of reeses cup. Theres no telling how much was in it. Probably somewhere around what would be half an 8th of shrooms. He said even though he got busted at 2 30 he was high till he went to bed that night.

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Originally Posted by pez

Never brought weed before, at least not intentionally(forgot it was in backpack,etc). However, I did get caught with a fifth of 100 proof vodka. That SUCKED!! I had to be that dumass teen loser who goes the through the alcohol/drug treatment/therapy. I had to fill out like 20 papers that summed up just asked why do you drink:
A. To fit in with people (peer pressure)
B. Troubles at home(lots of family abuse q's, wtf?)
C. To escape problems/stress
D. To live in your own unique privately defined universe.
yeah i know what ur thinkin......What the fuck is up with D? I picked it cause it sounded cool



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haha thats funny as shit, when i had to go to this drug rehab class thing for possesion they amde us take this test to like make sure were not crazy and it was jst like a yes or no test and one of the things was "Have you ever made someone do something just by thinking it?"


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Originally Posted by LISTEN2KMK

wow he took shrooms at school? thats fucking ignorant

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you dont even know.
things i've done at school- thistles,weed,speed,coke,acid,pharms,shroomz
things ive gotten caught for- misdemenor possession with intent to sell, (more trouble to have it than to sell it :P. fucked up i thought)

it started first block when i hooked up with the local drug dealer to get two fat 8ths. the great thing was that in 1st block we could leave the class whenever we wanted to go use the lockers in the hall (aka smoke some weed outside real quick). i ended up smoking about 2 grams with my dealer that period and was pretty fucked up when class ended. after the morning hours i spent lunch smoking in my favorite spot when some dude i know, redman, comes up and tells me that he knows someone who wants to buy a dime. he knows that i dont sell or anything but he also knows that i have weed. i wasnt going to fuck with him so i went along with him and sold his friend a dime. 30 minutes later i am baked as hell and sleeping in my english class when security walks in and wakes me up. i had half an 8th taped to my leg.
they pulled me in there office, asked me if i sold marijuana to some kid, i told them "I dont know what the fuck you're talking about, man"
the kid had gotten caught and he fucking narked on me. i got the felony possession charge, was expelled, had to do fucking community service and drug classes.
overall it wasnt a bad expereince. i cheated on all my drug tests and got my grandma to say that i did 50 hours of community service mowing her lawn and shit.

o, they didnt find my 8th on my leg and i smoked it that night.

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Originally Posted by pez

Never brought weed before, at least not intentionally(forgot it was in backpack,etc). However, I did get caught with a fifth of 100 proof vodka. That SUCKED!! I had to be that dumass teen loser who goes the through the alcohol/drug treatment/therapy. I had to fill out like 20 papers that summed up just asked why do you drink:
A. To fit in with people (peer pressure)
B. Troubles at home(lots of family abuse q's, wtf?)
C. To escape problems/stress
D. To live in your own unique privately defined universe.
yeah i know what ur thinkin......What the fuck is up with D? I picked it cause it sounded cool



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lol that shits crazy! Was that one of those VOA classes? i took those.