grandmas boy was a funny movie
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grandmas boy was a funny movie
ya grandmas boy was ridiculously funny
yeah, so i was going to get a monkey from a test lab for free, but im not sure witch one i want, or the how i would take care of it, or train it, plus the ones from there i hear are pretty mean.
I was in Turkey and went around to some pet stores looking for one of those cats with different-colored eyes (left eye different color from right eye). Well, I was in this store and they had some kind of monkey in a cage, and there was a woman working the store. She walked by this monkey cage and the monkey reached out and felt her leg up and popped a huge boner! I about fell over laughing. So I'm not so sure I'd want a monkey for a pet. It was kind of smelly, and having a monkey popping a boner every time a woman came over would probably cause problems. Heh.
i'm getting a new kitten in about a month or so, just gotta wait until it's big enough to pull it away from its mother. That kitten's gonna be the biggest pothead, which is funny cuz i'm getting it from my dealer
Trade in your stoner dog and replace it with an Akita bred to fight; not fight other dogs but dodgy dealers who are lighter than michael jackson
a scorpion!!
nice!
make sure you get him a black light so he can GLOW for you
:)
They are smelly and messy as heck. My uncle and cousins used to have one of those little monkeys. A capuchin monkey, I think it was. It had ferociously concentrated urine.Quote:
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A girl monkey would take care of any potential boner problems. But if they're not fixed, they can have some estrus-related behavior issues of their own. I'll stick with cats and dogs and birds. Scorpions are plentiful in the wild here in Texas, but most folks who've met up with them don't want them as pets.
Totally agree. Used to have four dogs, but they got old and died, and we transitioned to cats (easier to care for, cleaner). And here they are! In order of age (11 years to 1 year old), Cleo, Tiger, Margie (Margie Juana, got her from a pot dealer), Liza, and Stockard. ;)
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