FART??

WET

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Originally Posted by klonopin

yea for real, like i break wind on dates and there like ewww take me home now....matter of fact ill call a cab. it's like wtf? you fart to

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yeah but ur not meant to fart on a date. my ex told me all the time that she farts. she friggin loves it too, she thinks their funny...thing is, the girls got no sense of smell. so she cant tell. the good thing was that when i was with her, if i had stinky feet only i knew.

my farts vary by meals....if its spicy watch out.

im a schart. when u fart, u shit a lil bit too.

Well, OK, maybe sometimes. But I try never to do it in front of others.

There's something I eat once every couple of weeks. I've about figured out that it's those whole-grain Sunchips. Anyway, they make it hard to be lady. Or to leave the far end of the house while they're working their way through. They're noisy.

Silent but Deadly ^_^.

you left out all the above

Machine Gunner

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Originally Posted by klonopin

If you were a fart, what kind would you be?

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CHUNKY

stinker

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Originally Posted by Billionfold

I'd be the kind that you shit your pants with. You could swear it was a fart, but whoops! I shit my pants!

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Lol, I did that once or twice xD.