There was one person on this earth that I could not fool,U guessed it,,,Mom...
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There was one person on this earth that I could not fool,U guessed it,,,Mom...
I got caught on vacation last week
Nahh what shes trying to do is freak you out by making you think shes a total drug hound and that she'll catch you even if you blazed hours ago.
Trust me she couldnt have smelled that so much later after eating too. its not very hard to figure out whats going on when youre devouring the kitchen and listen to music in the wee hours.
Apart from the problem of the smell on your clothes you have one other thing to contend with,,
nobody knows you like your mother and mothers have built in bullshit detectors dude.:D
Just spray some Febreez into your mouth.
because you can't hide it from MOM!!! we keep telling you guys this...
and it goes FAR beyond your breath...it's on your clothes, in your car and on everything around you when you smoked the stuff! it's a no-brainer...
drink bleach.
Hehe, Problem is, I always eat, watch tv, and listen to music in the wee hours of the morning. I've been a night owl for years, she knows this, but when your high you get a little... Wobbly :D. Must of been a sight seeing me clumsily go for the couch as soon as I noticed she was there. Anyway, she said she heard me when I came in and was suspicious of what I was doing outside. I've been smoking for a long time, and even talked to my parents high as hell, but this is the first time she was really suspicious about it.
I confronted her just now, and asked her how in the hell she smelled it on me. She said she noticed a faint, sweet, smokey smell on my breath that didn't smell like cigarettes...
So I guess it really was on my breath. Now i'm trying to figure out how to get rid of that smell, apparently food doesn't work, which makes me wonder if the smell comes from your mouth or your lungs. I exhaled through my nose when she smelled me so... maybe so. How the fuck are you supposed to get the smell out of your lungs? Will deep breathing work? Or maybe the smell got into my facial hair like it would your fingers... Maybe somebody can enlighten me on where the smell came from?
I've never been caught before, thought I was invincible, I guess you folks are right, you can fool everybody exept your own mom. And to think, my dad was my real worry.:rolleyes:
Wow i so happy i never had to deal with that becuase all my parents did when i was i was mess with me so i'd freak out. God those were the days but now i'm having to smoke outside and check myself because i live in a apartment and my nieghbor is a weed hating cop that would bust me on the spot for even looking high.:stoned:
its fool-proof!Quote:
Originally Posted by tokinggreg