Fake Italians / Hispanic's

I discovered America.

hmmm, can I play in the arcade yet?

Yeah, Fox News is extremely biased. Nothing but a bunch of old right-wing white men who get paid to sit on their fat asses and give their "expert" advice on how America "should be". The worse is Hannity and Colmes, you have this young attractive conservative (Hannity) debating against this older, dorky-looking liberal (Colmes)....man I feel sorry for that dude!

Actually, don't news reporters have to look good when they report the news? That's why you never see anyone too ugly reporting news. Those female reporters are pretty fucking hot sometimes.

And Christopher Columbus was Italian but his CREW was Spanish (hispanics didn't even exist at the time).

You know what I never knew? That all reporters names are fake.

Which leads me to think, why would anyone give a reporter the name "Dick Johnson"? Granted it is possibly the best name ever, but it raises eyebrows.

I dunno, Chicago is a silly/wonderful place.

P.S. I WISH I was a fake Italian.