Monty Python anyone?

Alan: Well last week, we showed you how to become a gynaecologist. And this week on "How to Do It" we're going to show you how to play the flute, how to split an atom, how to construct a box girder bridge, how to irrigate the Sahara Desert and make vast new areas of land cultivatable, but first, here's Jackie to tell you all how to rid the world of all known diseases.
Jackie: Hello, Alan.
Alan: Hello, Jackie.
Jackie: Well, first of all, become a doctor and discover a marvellous cure for something, and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again.
Alan: Thanks, Jackie, great idea. How to play the flute.
[produces a flute]
Alan: Well here we are. You blow there and you move your fingers up and down here.
Noel: Great, great, Alan. Well, next week we'll be showing you how black and white people can live together in peace and harmony, and Alan will be over in Moscow showing us how to reconcile the Russians and the Chinese. So until next week, cheerio!
All: Bye!


And my favourite...

[Shopkeep refuses to accept that the parrot bought just a few hours ago has died]

Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!

Holy Grail all the way man.

i watched monty python and the holy grail today. one of the funniest movies ever made.

I like the Spanish Inquisition sketch. And of course Search for the Holy Grail and Life of Brian (Always look on the bright side of life). The Dead Parrot sketch is pretty funny too.

Is this the right room for an arguement?

lmao

Res...

Monty Python is the best humour ever made!!
I've seen the holy grail twice, really loved it, and now they're rerunning the series here in belgium, we've got an episode every night, I rarely miss one :-D
I laughed my ass off with the deadly-joke sketch from the first episode.

Monty Phython is a GREAT program. It's like Trailer Park Boys, once you watched it you cant stop.

I was thinking the other day what would i be like if i haddnt ever found out about Trailer Park Boys and i came to the conclusion i'd be a shell, id be nothing like i am now.

Me and some mates are writing a script for an English version of Trailer Park Boys. We got a cast, a budget of £3000. I play Ricky. I mean, im like him in so many ways all i gotta do is act natural. We want to make it more of a documentry than a TV series or a copy of Trailer Park boys. Im sure it'll be put on googlevideo eventually, might even send it all into Ch4.

Are you kidding? Python set the standard for insensitive and irreverant humor... There's too many skits for me to list... Peace!

How do you know she's a witch?
she turned me into a newt.
...I got better..

Silly walks.