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LOL!! When I was in my early 20's, there was this girl that worked for me at Six Flags. She was fine and I wanted to get with her, but she was seeing someone else, then that ended and she was in the 'rebound' period, yadda yadda yadda. We had always been good friends so after the 'rebound' period was over, I started talking to her a little more intimately.
So fast forward a few weeks, a coworker parents are leaving on vacation and he invites a bunch of us to come and hang for the week, including me and this girl. So all week, just playing drinking games, smoking, and playing video games. One night, me and the girl are drinking and talking on the front stoop. She goes into this sob story about her ex and I'm thinking, "Ummm, I could care less". But I played the supportive role and listened.
The night goes on and we're both blitzed...well, everyone at the house was blitzed. We end up in the bedroom I was sleeping in and we're talking some more and BSing. She says she just needs someone in her life right now and asks me to hold her. So I reach over and put my arms around her. A few minutes later she says I'm just what she needed and then....BLECHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Heffer threw up all over me.
...we never did go out.......
walking in on my firends parents having sex. they saw me and just kept going at it. i couldnt look at his mom for like a month.
THATS TERRIBLE!Quote:
Originally Posted by CBsDankNugs
Not if the mom is hot! Now if she's a bagger, that's another issue. And yeah, walking in on anyones parents having sex (especially your own) is pretty awkward.Quote:
Originally Posted by BuenoMota
"they saw me and just kept going at it"
thats classic
lol, well why should they stop lol!
Oh lovely, she pukes over you.. I've never had someone puke over me, but i'd be damn pissed if anyone ever did.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Calhoun
Without a doubt the most awkward moment I've ever had was a couple years ago with this girl I was dating. We were at her house watching that new Texas Chainsaw Massacre and the lights were all off etc etc. She doesn't have a door because her brother accidentally broke it off, so she just had a blanket pinned up on the wall. So, we start messing around and I go under the covers and I start eating her out AS HER FUCKING MOM WALKS IN!
I just think quick because she just had her bottoms off and we were under the covers, so I wiped off my face and I popped my head out with a laugh and I was giggling and she got the idea and started laughing with a beet red face. Her mom was like, "What are you two doing in here, hmmmm???" Her mom was, and still is, in love with me, not like sexually but she always thought I was a really good kid and nice as hell, so I was said, "Oooh, you knowwwww. haha" and she starts laughing and says, "Keep it PG in here, you two!" and leaves.
So, after she left I just sorta looked at the girl and I was like, "......yeah, I'll put your pants back on...." lol
thats sum funny shit!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gothen