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Friendowl...I'm reading this as I toke (already on the top of my peak xD) and omfg I felt like my lungs got swoze together and released alot when I stopped laughing to breath. OMfg I could imagine that shit, it seems so fuckin funny. I laughed my fucking ass off xD>Quote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
LMAO.
Good one.:thumbsup:
When you gotta go, you know the rest.
for some reason, i like to pee outside.........ive even walked past my bathroom and went outside to take a leak.....as a matter of fact....i just finished my 3rd cup of coffee and going outside to pee.....i do live in the country, i wouldnt pee where i could be seen and be thought of as a pervert.
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Originally Posted by whitekat
lmfao
HAHA
...you took a leak in the sink because the water in the urinal is too cold...
im on my side yard, in the middle of the city i live, and i will be on my little cramped sideyard with my bong, and piss in the storrm drain that is right there i piss in. its so refreshing, my neighbors window is right there, and they keep it closed cause they know im smoookin, and i wash all the piss off my concrete (if there is any) with my bong water into the drain, and it is clean dry the next day. lol, its been working for like 3 years. like 3 times a week.
lol, my worst peeing adventure reminds me of this.Quote:
Originally Posted by whitekat
when i was working in a truck, door-to-door sales, you dont have a toilet in the truck. so everyonce in a while, and i mean once in a while, i would park in the middle of a cul de sac, open up the truck door, open up my door and let it flow onto the hot asphault. :o
but, i usually waited intill i was in a customer's house and they were usually really nice, and would let you use the restroom. sometimes even when they didnt buy!
Well, if you want a peeing misadventure, picture a bus load of high school juniors and seniors on coming back from a football camp in Pennsylvania (Penn State) and going back to New Jersey. Someone was able to sneak some beer so about 14/15 of us are in the back getting loaded. Well, P. State to NJ is a ride and heaven forbid we take too many piss breaks. So, idea...everyone piss into the big Gatorade bottles. Perfect plan...but now what, we gotta get rid of them. Fuck it...it's dark, just throw them out the window... Oooops, didn't realize it would bounce, smack a windshield, break, and spray urine all over the cars it hit.
Sooooooo....half a summer, one misdemeanor (and associated community service), and 3 game suspension later...we figured it was a bad idea to begin with.