I hate ordering food when I'm high.

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Originally Posted by P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
"Pizza hut, is this a delivery?"
"Delivery...?"
"Do you want us to bring you pizza or are you going to come get it?"
"Oh, shit, bring it up to me!"
"Okay, what's your phone number?"
*looks on back of phone* "I don't see it."
"...what?"
"I don't see my phone's number on it!"
"...no, what number should I dial if I want to call you?"
"Oh...882 4585"
"Okay, now, what do you want?"
"PIZZA!!!"
"No,sir, what kind of pizza?"
"Oh, shit! Umm...gimme some Stoner's"
"What size?"
"Stoner size."
"Okay, then. That'll be 15 dollars"
"Sounds good to me...Wait, I can't fit the money through the phone!"
"No, sir, just give it to the guy that brings you your pizza."
"Oh...OH!!! Okay. Later"
"Have a nice night *click*"

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if one of my friends did that, I would call him a fucking idiot, heh. anyways, I hate ordering food high with friends, because they are a bunch of obviously stoned, dank smelling tards

Last night I was blazed and ordered Chinese.
It went well.. nothing really happened.
I simply wrote down on a list of what to get so I wouldn't mess up.
It helps to write down on a piece of paper what you want.
Along with your address.

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Originally Posted by Jeff Spicoli

if one of my friends did that, I would call him a fucking idiot, heh. anyways, I hate ordering food high with friends, because they are a bunch of obviously stoned, dank smelling tards

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thats kinda weird, you like acting normal more baked than acting like a idiot???? I love being a complete dumbass when im baked its always so damn funny.... much better than sitting around and talking like a bunch of those stupid sober people lol

Man totally, I fucking hate going into some place to get food, it's even worse.. Dealing with normal social interactions is not easy when you're stoned, at least not for me...

every time i get food i feel like everybody is staring at me and i end up being a rude bitch at the end cause i think fukers are plotting on me or something, lol....so my best bet is just ordering pizza,...cant go wrong with that!

I don't mind going to places and ordering but phone conversations can become quite laborious at times...