The SKY is falling!!! (OK, not really)

I realy don't belave in global warming. Sure we have fucked up weather in Nebraska but that can be blamed on Bush cuase Nebraska has lots of small farmers and the goverment seems to be doing everything they can to choke them off. Modifying the weather isn't that far of a leap fuck if China can do it so can we. Also even if there is global warming plants in all reality will use less water becuase the increased temperature and the presence of more co2 makes them more efficent. I don't like nuclear power though it creates waste that is hard to dispose of properly. I say no nuclear until we can shoot the waste straight into the sun without fuck ups. You can always hope for cold fission and buy a solarpanel. Also we have plenty of old shit theres a huge oil resevor in the four corners pretty much untapped becuase of state desputes on who gets to pump out some much for how long of time.
Oil is pretty much an artifcial scaricity being used to oppress the world.

One solution to save a lil gas is to build a still and top your tanks off. Don't tell your state though.