dont go here

hahahahha holy shit at all those stories! Man ebert, that is just awful but hilarious

The best thing I can think of is probably the funniest moment of my life (and probably always will be). Anyway, I was in 1st grade and everyone in the class was listening to the teacher read us a story when all of the sudden this retarded kid in our class walked into the room with his pants down (tighty whities galore). Everyone in the class looked in shock and he in the midst of all the silence he yells "Mrs. Shoe, will you help me zip my pants up?!"

sick!

these stories are fuckin hilarious, but sick.