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i've not gone to work sober more than probably 5 times in the last year or so. its really my favorite place to smoke. especially now that i've quit cigs. today i smoked inside my work (i was the only one there) becasue the back door is broken and we were stoned as hell.
its so nice having a job where u can just rock out to phish and the dead all day and puff on the one-hitter.
i work at an ice cream shop by the way
So what is your job?Quote:
Originally Posted by Billionfold
From the looks of it your a Garbage Disposal!!!!!!!
that was harsh!
well im glad the stoned storys are flying in... i'll share mine
i got sacked a month ago, i work in a salon and had a client in... i went out back for a 'ciggi' and 1 hour later was woken up by my boss who was looking in the streets for me only to arrive back to find me slumped out back behind the wheelie bin with a fat joint in my hand and a bag of weed on the chair i failed to sit myself on.
I smoke at work all the time... I don't remember a time when I didn't smoke on the job. Basically the great part about having a convience store is the cooler.
i couldn't go into work stoned... since i can only do 'work' (housework or paid work) when i feel like it, i usualy don't feel like being bossed around by a jack ass, and if i'm stoned, i'd cuss his fuckin ass out and tell him to take a chill pill and go fuck his floppy-titty wife and leave me the fuck alone. thus, i don't go into work stoned, when i have a job that is.
ur the most shallow wanka i have ever had the misfortune to slip on,how can you judge someone by how they look,i personaly judge people by how they behave,so ur lower than worm shit:mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodyRedBarron
i'm not entirely sure worms shit, either way cockroach shit is lower then worm shit....Quote:
Originally Posted by gromorebud
touché gromorebud... 10 points
Worms definately do shit, called vermicast. One of the best fertilizers in fact. Being that shit is fertilizer and can make our plants grow well, it is therefore very good shit.
Therefore a person with a thing for old red aeroplanes and not much grey matter to speak of, should not be praised by making reference to vermicast.
And just because this said person wears condoms rather than a hat, I don't think we should ridicule.
And the thread is about being stoned at work 'n' stuff.
Back when I was mechanic in the Army, we would get stoned in a truck out the back of the workshop. After cracking up at just about anything we would go inside, lay under which ever vehicle we would be working on and watch all the funny green people go by, at the same time trying to make each other crack up and then have to explain why we were laughing. One of the funniest moments was when one of our officers dragged us into his office and told us that he didn't think we should smoke at work anymore and left it at that, we were just dumbfounded. That was a great unit to be with.